Everybody being pretty I can ignore (Hollywood SOP) The part that's grinding my gears is that the crew of the enterprise, esp Kirk & co, while occasionally mavericks, were canonically professionals, top in their fields.
The #StrangeNewWords crew is...so very much Not That. Bad writing, random tropes, regurgitated TOS scripts—Dunno if the studio execs refuse to take #StarTrek seriously or what, but these people would be better placed on the Nostromo than Enterprise.
Muahahaha okay, edited stitch-up of best bits wot ah laik.
"Dorkly biLovèd, we aro gaythered queer to'lay dithered kind of goths, and in the place of this frumpery of cutlasses' sirloin putt-leather kiss-cam and this moomin in trolling More News' Cody;"
"kin supplying unto us the whimsical truculence as betwixt ricin mid-lurch;"
"and therefore, not led nor leant-to mundane eyes set neat, cor blimey, but separately, conceit-freely, shouldering amid no leer by sods."
"ease through burping guesses, run out true-free joy. "
unduses.
"zoo-nipped the weather past her, Goddess ord'liness 'midst my solely constrained gut-acrimony?
Spill goo such ser;
comforter nom ser and beep -- grr! --, complicit all much else;
clamp, lore-slaking salt-mothers creep / do forward sunder ser past all anew, social-tribb?"
T'duses.
"Tilt who snub bitch (conviction), gonorrhea-nix listless ampule dealt;
sans, sore nape sing pall-brothers sneak towards thing, front-to-spin, can't talk past loo or gout bring?"
rokunisan.
"Nupt-carriaging feels of how contrarian sends against no harness nor consternment,"
"(Stooge: Stunt-leap rapidly) I Yo-and-Yo spake hie, Nope-Anyo dewey a'netted strife, ooh laugh (entomb cold) sun-glyph sway portal, moor credit, forewords, fortress nerd, wort-warder, dish Lich-titch eschew geld, mew nudge Sensu-'plenishment lever, such forthwith rue'd Goddess ord'liness, tend lair (two sides) prithee thy best."
Dosdetres.
"(Snide: Sup neat at the seam) I Nope-Anyo rake-sea, Yo-and-Yo rune-keep blythe pled t'snugglin',"
"Chose queue'd nods' anointed trestle, pet's Ploughman would not chunder."
penuldes.
"Sore ass gut punch Yo-and-Yo let Nope-Anyo map successes untethered"
"ignore clods, pass frumpery in cutlasses, compare whom pass't ribbons there said, "Speak to join druthers.
Land lacked unaired refrain, side-kick sicken believing nothing, then doomscroll it-past";
Cry not out, tersest go capri hie gnostate above (eye-crowd, bruh-trounce)"
"Sade-iest heckle-friends, lye ounce consent unto Mixtrer Sun-Kisses What-ho!"
sesatèt.
Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God, and in the face of this company of witnesses to join together this man and this woman in Holy Matrimony; which is an honorable estate, instituted of God, signifying unto us the mystical...
Sore ass gut punch Yo-and-Yo and Nope-Anyo map successes untethered (concentric headlock), mlem Gat clippèd flue-pain, ignore clods, pass frumpery in cutlasses, compare whom pass't ribbons there said, "Speak to join druthers.
Land lacked unaired refrain, side-kick sicken believing nothing, then doomscroll it-past";
Cry not out, tersest go capri hie gnostate above (eye-crowd, bruh-trounce) sue gusset, mend mite.
Two -- ker-plow! -- ditch your knife.
Sade-iest heckle-friends, lye ounce consent unto Mixtress Sun-Kisses What-ho!
Sesatèt.
Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony
#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk
Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God, and in the face of this company of witnesses to join together this man and this woman in Holy Matrimony; which is an honorable estate, instituted of God, signifying unto us the mystical...
(Snide: Sup neat at the seam) I Nope-Anyo rake-sea, Yo-and-Yo rune-keep blythe pled t'snugglin', ooh laugh (entomb cold) sun-glyph whey vorpal, moor credit, forewords, fortress nerd, wort-warder, dish Lich-titch eschew geld, mew nudge Sensu-'plenishment lever, such forthwith rue'd Goddess ord'liness, send whereto sigh prithee thy ledge.
Chose queue'd nods' anointed trestle, pet's Ploughman would not chunder.
Penuldes.
Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony
#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk
Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God, and in the face of this company of witnesses to join together this man and this woman in Holy Matrimony; which is an honorable estate, instituted of God, signifying unto us the mystical...
Nupt-carriaging feels of how contrarian sends against no harness nor consternment, guess several classes thus.
(Stooge: Stunt-leap rapidly) I Yo-and-Yo spake hie, Nope-Anyo dewey a'netted strife, ooh laugh (entomb cold) sun-glyph whey vorpal, moor credit, forewords, fortress nerd, wort-warder, dish Lich-titch eschew geld, mew nudge Sensu-'plenishment lever, such forthwith rue'd Goddess ord'liness, send whereto sigh prithee thy ledge.
Dosdetres.
Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony
#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk
Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God, and in the face of this company of witnesses to join together this man and this woman in Holy Matrimony; which is an honorable estate, instituted of God, signifying unto us the mystical...
Nope-Anyo, tilt who tap Gislan, rune-keep 'fore Naz'gul, get it tousslin', zoo-nipped the weather past her, Goddess ord'liness 'midst my solely constrained gut-acrimony?
Tilt who snub xim, nub-grip xim, gonorrhea-nix listless ampule dealt;
sans, sore nape sing pall-brothers sneak towards "ding", front-to-spin, can't talk past loo or gout bring?
Rokunisan.
Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony
#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk
Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God, and in the face of this company of witnesses to join together this man and this woman in Holy Matrimony; which is an honorable estate, instituted of God, signifying unto us the mystical...
If any cad ran slow -- must pause! -- sly day aim sought cautiously seek coins of nether, get it greased sow, moor'd river else it be.
You wish titch omen, woo-be-harried, on the lam?
Yo-and-yo, spill goo bildungsroman surely gore trawler shredded life, zoo-nipped the weather past her, Goddess ord'liness 'midst my solely constrained gut-acrimony?
Spill goo such ser;
comforter nom ser and beep ser, complicit all much else;
clamp, lore-slaking salt-mothers creep / do forward sunder ser past all anew, social-tribb?
T'duses.
Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony
#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk
Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God, and in the face of this company of witnesses to join together this man and this woman in Holy Matrimony; which is an honorable estate, instituted of God, signifying unto us the mystical...
Dorkly biLovèd, we aro gaythered queer to'lay in the plight of goths, and in the place of this frumpery of cutlasses' purloined of leather this fam and this moomin in trolling mattress Oni;
witches' innumerable cis taint, wincing lutein anon, lignifying unto us the whimsical truculence as betwixt ricin mid-lurch;
whist goalee mistake gripes adjoined with malfeasance and Durst-dreary roulette be taut in tantra love gallantly, and ischaema'ed a sacral newbie (not laudable as Morgol);
and therefore, not led nor leant-to mundane eyes set neat, cor blimey, but separately, conceit-freely, shouldering amid no leer by sods.
Grin you: give solely nest egg, ease through burping guesses, run out true-free joy.
Unduses.
Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony
#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk
Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God, and in the face of this company of witnesses to join together this man and this woman in Holy Matrimony; which is an honorable estate, instituted of God, signifying unto us the mystical...
Cavyherd
Raurquiz
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