I wonder what the bird version is of #stormchips?
Okay so my question here is what in hecks name were these potato chips made of before they updated the label announcing that they are made with real potatoes? #Lays #Advertising #Marketing #Canada #StormChips

Hey Canadians on Mastodon, what hashtag are we using for this fucked up weather weekend? #NuclearWinter? #FuckItsCold? #LongerShortWeather?

It’s currently -24°, feels like -30°. Tomorrow’s high is -20° and then we get 20cm snow the next day.

Another question: does an extreme cold warning justify #StormChips? It’s not a STORM so to say, but we’re in a Yellow warning for the cold so I feel like it’s a good excuse for chips.

#CanadaWeather #WinterSucks

The fact that my previous post about #StormChips is getting a little traction again is hilarious because I KNOW why. Because I got two bags of chips in preparation for this freezing rain we’re going to get.

Make sure you all have charged your phones and batteries. Just in case.

Storm chips.

As our brethren in #Halifax have taught us, having chips on hand is an important thing when you're couch-bound under a blanket. We're prepared.

10/n

#icyOttawa #stormChips

Covered Bridge

I eat these inside.

Covered Bridge, if anyone is wondering

#OnStorm #StormChips

Today I’d like to talk about the most #Canadian thing ever that nobody knows about: #StormChips.

Many may say it is just a maritimes thing, but with 40cm of snow due in the next 24 hours, my shift picking groceries has involved every order having at least one bag of chips.

It’s very different to picking for the Super Bowl. That was almost entirely nacho chips. Today it is almost entirely ketchup, dill pickle, barbecue and salt and vinegar, aka the four flavours of the OG storm chips brand.

@OhOkKay It comes here tomorrow, and the next.. skip one.. and the next.. and so on.
Everyone goes for #StormChips and is disappointed when they run out. I got for #StorrmBananas.
😆 Bananas are tasty and nutritious. They make an excellent, healthy, and low calorie snack.

Are storm chips still a thing?

I think #stormChips should be mandatory for what we're facing in the next 24hrs.