Princess of Whales 
7: the reason the joke is funny is that I set you up to think that someone named Dwayne was knocking on the door, but then I switched it up and said "Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"
Other 7: *blinks*
8: I forgot my name
Me: Oh no!
8: no I -
Me: is it amnesia, do you have amnesia?
8: no I just -
Me: this is terrible!
8: I JUST FORGOT TO PUT MY NAME ON THE PAPER
9: did you ever name one of your cats
Screensaver?
Me: no and now l'm questioning all of my life choices
5 (suddenly appearing over my shoulder): uh-huh
Me: and why are you over here?
5 (leaving): to say - uh-huh!
We put up projectors for our students to relax to on some days - I wish I had them at home! #StoriesFromSchool
6: but boys are my mortal enemy!
Me: I get it, but you still can’t jump people when they’re coming out of the bathroom!
Nothing but love for the kindergartner who explained to me that the reason I couldn’t hear what she was saying in the lunchroom was that “your hair is curly and covers your ears more than straight hair would!”