Mean Federal Court Still Won't Let Ron DeSantis Cast Woke Demons Out Of Colleges

But ... but ... that means the woke will keep woking!

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Updating The Classics: Censorship Or Capitalism?

Time for another thrilling Wonkette Weekend Chat!

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College Board Made AP African American Studies Class Dumber, But Still Not Dumb Enough For Florida

What am Black history?

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Florida Will Shrink Black History Until It's Small Enough To Drown In Ron DeSantis's Bathtub

Florida Education Department offers some gibberish about 'woke indoctrination.'

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Ron DeSantis Cancels 'Un-American' African American Studies AP Classes, F*ck You Is Why

Does he also demand censuses of trans college students? You bet he does.

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Why Is A Florida High School English Teacher Trying To Ban Books? Could It Be ... She's Racist?

No, that can't be right.

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