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Oglądaliśmy już ludobójstwo live i w 4K, a już jutro będziemy mogli na żywo oglądać przewał stulecia i miliony ludzi tracących pieniądze.
Pamiętajcie misiaczki - you are the exit liquidity.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/06/sp-500-blocks-fast-spacex-entry-wont-waive-rule-for-unprofitable-ai-firms/

#giełda #stonks

S&P 500 rejects SpaceX, also blocking entry for OpenAI and Anthropic

SpaceX won’t get easy access to billions of dollars from passive investors.

Ars Technica

mk30 May 23

this spacex ipo analysis is brutal! 😳

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHD8BDFYyGI

it seems like you really have to be in the cult of musk to go for it...

why does it feel like everything in the economy and in politics and in tech is driven by cult-like behavior? real "emperor has no clothes on" hours. this is one reason why i prefer living with nature: nature is honest. nature isn't trying to sell you anything or pitch you on anything.

#stonks #spacex #economy

SpaceX IPO: Nice Try Though

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@[email protected]May 21

@rgou @muito_pelo @Bruiserzinha me ocorreu também que se financiar e não pagar o financiamento, começa a se pagar IMEDIATAMENTE

#stonks

Pavel A. Samsonov May 21

the "Deal man" from the Dover Museum sure looks familiar #stonks

https://www.dovermuseum.co.uk/Information-Resources/The-Collection/The-Deal-Man.aspx

Prof. Dr. Old Man Swears Alot May 18

As gas continues to spiral ever upward, I'm thinking of investing in Heely's futures. #economy #investing #stonks

br00t4c May 12

GameStop’s $55.5bn bid for eBay rejected as ‘neither credible nor attractive’ Online marketplace takes into account uncertainty around US video games retailer’s financing proposal The markets are an actual joke man. #stonks #CasinoEconomy 🤣🤣🤣 www.theguardian.com/business/202...

GameStop’s $55.5bn bid for eBa...

GameStop’s $55.5bn bid for eBay rejected as ‘neither credible nor attractive’

Online marketplace takes into account uncertainty around US video games retailer’s financing proposal

The Guardian

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Solarbird

May 7

Here's the part that makes him either a good actor or a complete asshole. The "oh shit what if he's serious?" line is in the middle:

"There's 11,500 employees. It doesn't make sense," he said on the TBPN podcast. "I could run that business from my house. It's eBay, it looks the same as it did in 1995. It doesn't need 11,500 employees."

"I could run that business from my house" is a pure tell for a certain type of slop-brained AI-cultist CEO who wants to have an employee count of zero and "AI agents" who run things and make money for him (and it's always a "him") while he nudges values back and forth from his mansion by the beach.

So he's either playing the part perfectly, _or_ a disaster in motion.

#ceo #GameStop #economy #stonks #eBay

.:\dGh/:.May 6

#Gamestop buying #eBay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGEUktkyAJQ

Na'h, eBay is going fine.

It's not a matter of buying Gamestop for $2600M, it's about waiting until they crash into the ground to buy them for $260M.

Gamestop is not going to die, but is going to shrink more and more until they become irrelevant. That means closing stores, selling other shit, and else.

#Videogames #Gaming #Games #Finances #Stocks #Stonks