Didn't occur to me to look at US market futures, since I don't place much stock
STOCK! GET IT!?
in them. But hey, can you tell where Shitstain spoke? I sure can!
#economy #stonks #stocks #war #iran #FuckTrump #FuckTheGOP #FuckRepublicans
Stocks tried _really hard_ to have a good day today. Everything rallied. At one point the DJIA was up a whole 1%, which is a good swing up. They tried.
Market's still open but... it has not worked out.
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The Onion (or course) hits it square on the head with this one:
“Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel”
https://theonion.com/markets-surge-after-trump-claims-he-had-sex-with-an-angel/
At this point it’s pretty clear that the “masters of the universe” are in on the grift.
NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he’d had sex with an angel. “I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN […]
RE: https://flipboard.com/@ctvnews/business-hbgr2piuz/-/a-qHQNMY9yTiqMGMJxHYf3aQ%3Aa%3A2823982346-%2F0
Are ‘business leaders’ really that gullible? All Trump did was pause his deadline until after trading on Friday. Or does reality even matter when the only metric of success in modern business is ‘line go up’?
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