🎩📚 Oh joy, another edition of the "Red Book" that promises to revolutionize how we ignore database systems! 🚀👀 In this thrilling tome, we're treated to Stonebraker's eternal wisdom, as if the world has been holding its breath for a decade waiting for traditional #RDBMS musings. Who knew databases could be so riveting, right? 😂🔍
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