NormanDunbarWhere do bad rainbows go? To prism, but it's a light sentence giving them time to reflect!
Joacim JacobssonDo you think when Hulk Hogan died and they took him to the undertaker, they took him to The Undertaker?
Howlin' Hobbit“One of the advantages of talking to yourself is that you *know* somebody is listening.”
I thought I was developing arthritis, but it turned out to be early onset rigor mortis.
2 guys waiting for the rest of their golf foursome to show. 3rd guy pulls into the lot & gets out of the car. passenger door opens & a gorilla gets out.
3rd guy says, “Bill’s sick so he sent the gorilla to take his place. only problem is he doesn’t have good fine motor skills, we’ll have to tee up for him.” other 2 say, “sure, why not?”
gorilla addresses the ball & WHAM! 400 yds straight down the fairway. wow! “how does he putt?”
much the same. 400 yds, straight down the fairway.
You’re not supposed to sweat the petty things, you’re supposed to pet the sweaty things.
When I was young I was poor, but after years of hard work I am no longer young.
one day Canada will take over the world and then you’ll all be sorry.
I called my Stock Broker for advice on what to buy.
He said, “Canned goods and ammunition.”
(always steal from the best.)