I noes wat yor finkin
But I not be stinkin
It's mama, she farting all loud

She's wootin and tootin
And skootin and pootin
And making dem stinkys all pwoud!

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Mama poot and mama toot
And den she starts to laff
I tells mama dat she stinks,
Her bumbum needs a baff!

She ses no, it not smell bad,
Da stink will soon be gone.
Den da purryfire for air
It suddenly turned on!

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