#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerBeerInTheTalesFromTheRoseGardenNotNews... With #Beer...

#LetsPlay: #RosesNotRoses...!

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#IT's a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #IT's #StillThere... #JustInCase #YouForgot...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #TheJoyOfTypos...

#One of #TheNiceThings about #TheJoyOfTypos is that #CarlyRaeJepson is a #Typo and #NoOneCares... #NoOneDied... #AtLeast; #NoOne we #KnowOf...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#IT's a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #IT's #StillThere... #JustInCase #YouForgot...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyHumpDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#IT's a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #IT's #StillThere... #JustInCase #YouForgot...

Ans, #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #DatingSite has #Forgotten about #TheFootball... #Again...

#LetsPlay... #RosesNotRoses; there's a #WarOn...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#IT's a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #IT's #StillThere... #JustInCase #YouForgot...

#LetsPlay... #RosesNotRoses; there's a #WarOn...

#TheWarOfTheButtercupsAndDaisies...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeWeather...

#Europe is #Still a #Thing and #IT's #Raining; #JustALittleBit...

#CaptainRedBeanBear has been #Updaticatin' #AllTheMaps of #Europe and #Allegedly, #IT's #StillThere...

We #Might need #ToGo and #DoubleCheck; but, we're #GoingToNeed... #MoreDiesels...

#Because... #Reasons and #AlsoBecause #SpaceKarenX's #TerribleCars are #Rubbish...

We're #Still: #MostlyEuropean... #StayingEuropean  with #MostlyEurope 🏰

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingCyborgOrangeJesusNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #SomeFeatures...

#CyborgOrangeJesus is #Investigating: #Kitchens...

#IT's also #QuiteSunny; #So, we may #Take the #PrideOrange #WarMachine along to #TheInterDependentPeoplesUndemocraticRepublicOfKent... Just to #MakeSure #IT's #StillThere...

We shall be #WearingPants; maybe #Kilts...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSmurftemberNotNews, with #SomeWeather presented by #CaptainRedBeanBareBear...

#IT's #Smurftember...! #IT's also a #GloriousMorning here in #ThisArmageddonBritain...

We may have to go and #Check on #TheOutside; #MakeSure it's #StillThere...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are going to #HaveAnAdventure...

#PewPewPew...! #StuffToDo...

#GoWild #GoRogue | #HaveABiscuit...

Or, #BeAwareWolf; #DontForget the #FancyHats...!

#RedBeanBearSaysSo

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