#StarmersSpeech evoking the spirit of Queen Elizabeth II, The Lionesses, Fig Rolls and Winston Churchill wherewith he fallaciously believes the all important middle-ground electorate resides.

Half way though #StarmersSpeech the sound goes.

(The vision went many months previous)

#StarmersSpeech

"I got through the deprived years of the 1970s. I got thorough it, we can get through it"

#ToryPlaybook

Oh #FFS

#StarmersSpeech

"We're going to roll up our sleeves and fix the problem"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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