Mastodawn

Figgy feef a skwubby
Figgy feef a lid
Figgy feef a yogert cup
Den Figgy feef a stwa

Figgy feef da skwub agen
And den anubber stwa
Figgy feef a slurpee cup
He feefing all da time!

Chewy plays wif Figgy
But she neber plays wif me
Weneber I go twy to play
She cwies and flees from me

Figgy comes
He kiss my hed
He lik my hed
He kleen my hed

Figgy comes
He gwabs my hed
He push me down
He bites my hed

He kissy bite
We wessle, paw
I pounce him good
He runs away

As mama ties her layses
I makes shur to sooperbize.
I halp pull her layses tite
So dat dey not unties.

As I halp, da Figgy comes,
He twies to do da same.
I gets mad, and den I hits,
Cuz dis not be a game!