I think I'll murder a potato this week.

WHAT?!

Wait no, not THAT potato, tempting as the thought may be, no, I'll be chucking an actual tuber into the coals of a fire until the outside is itself coal.

Boring people wrap them in foil first, so they don't turn to coal. Not my family. The first time I saw someone use foil, I was stunned. WTF?

Didn't taste the same, either. Probably better, tbh, but just *not right*😂

Nope, I'm sticking with murdered potatoes.

#potato
#spud
#MurderNotMurder

The #COALition proposal to #limit the rollout of #renewable #energy could stop at least $58bn of private investment in new developments and halt billions of dollars in flow-on spending in communities, new analysis has warned. #auspol #Spud

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/apr/10/coalition-nuclear-plan-will-plough-58bn-wrecking-ball-through-renewable-energy-projects-analysis-warns

Dutton apologises as #COALition #backflips on work from home policy & public sector cuts.

If another pollie backed down like this, #Spud #Dutton would call them “weak” #auspol

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/apr/07/australia-election-2025-live-coalition-labor-federal-peter-dutton-anthony-albanese-job-cuts-redundancies-batteries-solar?CMP=share_btn_url&page=with%3Ablock-67f2ef4e8f08f7ab2f00efc5#block-67f2ef4e8f08f7ab2f00efc5

Dutton really likes wasting money on being a bastard

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/mar/18/peter-dutton-referendum-deporting-australia-dual-citizenship-criminals

#News #Australia #Spud #Dutton #Facist

#Spud #Dutton & how the weight of his support for #Trump is dragging his numbers down #auspol

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03-17/donald-trump-tariff-lesson-for-peter-dutton/105057964

#AusPol #Tariffs #Spud

SBS news headlines /prioritises dutton’s thoughts on a serious matter before they go on to discuss the current government’s thoughts .. for some reason that makes no sense at all.
is spud’s opinion of elbow more important than elbow’s opinion of mump? did gina make a phone call or sumfin?

also, i would like to see dutton do better at pigeon chess with the ferret-headed knob.

what are we doing about insulating us in the future from the consequences of putting all our eggs in one basket? that’s what the entire world wants their respective governments to explain

'Shocker': Dutton accuses Albanese of 'incompetence' following Trump's tariff decision
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/australia-wont-be-exempt-from-us-tariffs-on-steel-and-aluminium-exports/oos69k7eq?cid=newsapp:socialshare:copylink

#Tariffs - #Spud #Dutton is a total plonker!

"I could get the tariffs lifted!"

The #US says, "There will be no exemptions!"

Dutton thinks we're idiots #auspol