Mastodawn

Score, I thought #sportsball was happening because #sportspuck was last night and they've been trading nights, but they've both made way for other sportsball, which I also want to watch.

This is what happens when two major championship series and the World Cup are happening while my wife is out of town.

Ellen Shapiro 1d ago

Mark Messier wearing PK Subban's ridiculous hat renders it 1000% more ridiculous #sportspuck

Ellen Shapiro 6d ago

I can watch one overtime of any Stanley Cup Final game. But if I’m not actually rooting for either team? I’m leaving 2OT and beyond to the people who actually give a shit and going to bed. #sportspuck

Ellen Shapiro May 19

Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Well good luck against the ‘Canes. #sportspuck

Ellen Shapiro May 19

Free hockey for everyone! #sportspuck

Ellen Shapiro May 17

Man whoever wins this series, someone’s gonna have to go remind Carolina that they’re still actually in the playoffs. They swept their series like two weeks ago. #sportspuck

Ellen Shapiro May 17

Good piece of business showing the intermission team guys fucking up Ukko Pekka Luukkonen’s name nine ways from Sunday followed by a bunch of kindergartners from Buffalo pronouncing it effortlessly. #sportspuck

Ellen Shapiro May 7

Good that the quasi-locals ultimately won, but man this Kirby Dach goal for the Habs was bonkers https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1t5v8lr/buf_4_mtl_2_kirby_dach_scores_an_absolutely/ #sportspuck

Ellen Shapiro Jan 23

Watching the Sabres game at a bar and every attempt at goalie Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen’s name the closed captioning makes is funnier and funnier

#sportsball #sportspuck

Ellen Shapiro Jun 18, 2025

Congrats to the Florida Panthers. I really wanted the Oilers to win this series, but with Bobrovsky once again turning into a brick wall, the Panthers were just too damned hard to beat. #sportspuck