City’s Water Running Out Faster Than Your New Year’s Resolutions

#DryHumor #TapDancing #H2OhNo #LiquidAssets #SpongeBobWhereAreYou By: TheJestPress.com In a shocking twist that nobody, including the local swimming pool association, saw coming, the city of Dribbleton now faces the unprecedented crisis of running out of water “within weeks.” Scientists have described the situation as “wetter-than-ever, except in all the wrong ways,” leaving residents wondering if their…

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