Scientists Shocked as Soluble Spike Protein Throws Viral Party in Your Body

#COVIDScience #SpikeSpeculation #SatireScience #ViralVexation #JestPress By: TheJestPress.com **Soluble SARS-CoV-2 Spike Glycoprotein: World’s Smallest Bouncer, Largest Party Crasher** Scientists at the Institute for Mildly Alarming Things announced today that the soluble SARS-CoV-2 spike glycoprotein—the floaty bit of the coronavirus that likes to stick to everything except bad internet…

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