I’m cross with Dismal Wrangler. He missed the announcement that companion animals would be blessed at church this Sunday (today). I stayed home so am in need of blessing.

#greyhounds #SorryHelp

Minion picked a great day to get the hover-mow stuck in some of Missy’s old work. Thunderstorms are training through #SorryHelp #greyhounds #RideOnMower #NoTractionBoards
Funny, innit! #SorryHelp
Dismal Butler did it again. He put the porridge on but didn’t set the timer! Blackened porridge, anyone? Again! We’ve abandoned ship until the smell and oaths abate! #SorryHelp
Minion has yet to serve our dental chews. Contemplating a pay packet reduction. #Greyhounds #SorryHelp
Cabin fever! #Greyhounds No, nimrod minion failed to distribute the last of the waffle quarters! #SorryHelp

Siri, Siri who is fairest of them all?

Rocky, I cannot tell a lie. I have my eye on that sexy Jeeves across the pond. Sorry, mate.

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