OH CRAP! The day is nearly over and you didn't call your MOTHER! WHAT?! Long Distance charges are prohibitive since she ran off with "Bob"?
REPENT!! Your local Reverend can hook you up with unlimited minutes to Planet X for only $50! See what's happening with your half-brothers and your dog they took with them despite your pleas. Plan for that joyous reunion on X-Day. Let her regale you with tales of "Bob"'s romance. AND REGALE HER RIGHT BACK!
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SNOT Is Nearly 10 Songs Deep Into Their First Record In Three Decades
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SNOT Is 'Eight Songs' Into New Album: 'We're Definitely Confident We're Gonna Come Out Swinging'
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In a new interview with SWOMP, SNOT guitarist Mikey Doling and bassist John "Tumor" Fahnestock spoke about the reactivated Santa Barbara-based metal/punk rock hybrid's long-awaited new studio album. The upcoming effort is being recorded with producer, engineer and mixer Chris Collier and will mark S...
Coming Soon. Maybe. If Ever. Doubtful. I went to free comic book day and they didn't have anything of interest. Gotta roll your own these days.
You think horse racing is just majestic beasts galloping for the roses? WRONG! It’s the grandest, most congested system of control ever engineered by The Conspiracy! The track isn't an oval—it’s a giant, inflamed sinus cavity, and those horses are nothing but trapped, panicked sneezes desperately trying to blast their way out of the skull of society!
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Stop yielding the contents of your own nostrils to the ruling class. 👃
You alone control the means of picking. The wealthy may own the factories, but they do not own the harvest within your nose.
Reclaim your dignity. Keep your boogers for yourself. A worker who picks for themselves is a worker who cannot be broken.
#SeizeTheMeansofPicking #internationalworkersday #aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot
The Conspiracy wants you to believe that even your nasal discharge is a state-owned commodity! These Pinko Socialist Commie Pinks would have you believe that producing "boogers" is a form of labor to be taxed and distributed to the slouchers! It is just a bear trap for suckers! "Bob" says your mucus is your own Slack! Don't let Big Brother in your nostrils! Praise "Bob"!
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SNOT Is Continuing Work On New Album: 'The Writing Process Is Going Exceptionally Well'
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Haute couture just caught the ultimate cold!
Artisanal glass curios evolved into slick, integrated bodily glamour. Today’s runway drips with hyper-realistic neon organic ethically harvested phlegm bonded directly to sleek silhouettes. It's snot just an accessory anymore; it’s a sinusitis masterpiece.
We’ve reached the absolute zenith of slime style. Where does haute hocker go from here? Fully sentient synthetic boogers? #foreshadowing
Rev. Pickem Boogerly
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