Oh, look! Another deep dive into the history of computers, because who doesn't love a snooze-fest about military contracts and post-war education? πŸ€”πŸ’€ Spoiler alert: computers were invented, and education was impacted. #Groundbreaking stuff, folks! πŸ™„πŸ“š
https://computer.rip/2026-03-14-lotusnotes.html #historyofcomputers #militarycontracts #educationimpact #snoozefest #techtrends #HackerNews #ngated
LotusNotes

Computers Are Bad
πŸš€πŸ₯΄ Ah, the colossal brainpower of "Time, Space, and Life as We Know It" where #quadtrees apparently hold the secrets of the universe. If only recursive data structures could recursively generate interest in this snooze fest. Spoiler: they can't. πŸ™„πŸš«
https://raganwald.com/2017/01/12/time-space-life-as-we-know-it.html #TimeSpaceLife #DataStructures #SnoozeFest #HackerNews #ngated
Time, Space, and Life As We Know It

Ah, the thrilling world of asymptotic inequalities! πŸ€“πŸ’€ James Oswald valiantly attempts to make "f(x) ≀ g(x) + O(1)" sound exciting but instead delivers a #snoozefest that's slightly less stimulating than watching paint dry. πŸŽ¨β¬› If only mathematical jargon could magically transform string complexity into something resembling human interest! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
https://jamesoswald.dev/posts/bigoinequality/ #asymptoticInequalities #mathematicalJargon #stringComplexity #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated
What is f(x) ≀ g(x) + O(1)? Inequalities With Asymptotics

Recently I came across asympotic inequalities of the form $f(x) \le g(x) + O(1)$ in Li and Vitanyi’s An Introduction to Kolmogorov Complexity and Its Applications, where this notion is used to discuss bounds on the complexity of strings. In this post I give a brief definition of what this notation means and how it relates to standard asymptotic notation. Particulary, I’m only going to talk about the case of $O(1)$, but the same ideas can be extended to $O(h(x))$ for any function $h(x)$.

James Oswald
🐒🐒 Behold, the Federal Reserve Chair's latest attempt at a snooze-inducing TED Talk, now available on #YouTube, where even the algorithm wonders why it exists. But hey, if you've ever dreamed of watching paint dry while listening to economic jargon, your wish has been granted! πŸŽ‰πŸ“‰
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckGHaBLSn4 #FederalReserve #TEDTalk #EconomicJargon #SnoozeFest #PaintDrying #HackerNews #ngated
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell

YouTube
I just finished touring #Vienna via YouTube. Nice city but it could use a graffiti gang or two #snoozefest
OpenBSD: It's like the cool kid at the #UNIX party who just can't stop telling everyone how secure and free it is, but really just wants you to notice its #OpenSSH tattoo. πŸ€”βœ¨ Two remote holes in the default install? Wow, must be a record-breaking snooze fest! πŸ’€πŸ”’
https://www.openbsd.org/ #OpenBSD #Security #RemoteVulnerabilities #SnoozeFest #HackerNews #ngated
OpenBSD

the main OpenBSD page

πŸ”₯πŸš€ "Cloudflare is slower than Vercel! And to prove it, here's a 17-minute read that will make your eyes glaze over. Because who doesn't love a good snooze fest about CPU benchmarks?" πŸ˜΄πŸ’»
https://blog.cloudflare.com/unpacking-cloudflare-workers-cpu-performance-benchmarks/ #Cloudflare #Vercel #benchmarks #technews #snoozefest #CPUperformance #HackerNews #ngated
Unpacking Cloudflare Workers CPU Performance Benchmarks

Cloudflare investigated CPU performance benchmark results for Workers, uncovering and fixing issues in infrastructure, V8 garbage collection, and OpenNext optimizations. These improvements have made Cloudflare Workers faster for all customers.

The Cloudflare Blog
🎨🚫 The author mourns the demise of 'sexy gadgets' as if millennials are still ogling their iPods. Apparently, every gadget should now be as dull as your uncle's PowerPoint presentation. But fear not! A new era of beige boxes is upon us, thrilling the world one snooze-fest at a time. πŸ’€πŸ“Ί
https://hackaday.com/2025/07/23/the-death-of-industrial-design-and-the-era-of-dull-electronics/ #sexygadgets #millennialnostalgia #dullgadgets #beigeera #snoozefest #HackerNews #ngated
The Death Of Industrial Design And The Era Of Dull Electronics

It’s often said that what’s inside matters more than one’s looks, but it’s hard to argue that a product’s looks and its physical user experience are what makes it inst…

Hackaday
Ancient tech is as lost as my will to read this article 😴. The author thinks they’ve cracked the Da Vinci Code of history, but it’s really just a #snoozefest on why we still don’t have flamethrower-wielding robots πŸ€–πŸ”₯. Spoiler: Nobody actually cares! πŸ’€
https://www.hopefulmons.com/p/we-rarely-lose-technology #ancienttech #DaVinciCode #flamethrowerrobots #historyfails #HackerNews #ngated
We Rarely Lose Technology

There are few forgotten inventions, and none that we might truly care about 🍈

Hopeful Monsters
Ah yes, another riveting deep-dive into the wacky world of Form Ds, complete with thrilling x-axis action and the suspense of fund III's performance 🎒. If only someone could explain why this #snoozefest of quarter-by-quarter form filing is the bubble "no one is talking about"β€”perhaps because no one *cares*? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
https://tj401.com/blog/formd/index.html #FormDs #DeepDive #ThrillingFinance #FundIII #BubbleTalk #HackerNews #ngated