"There were no desserts planned." - RACHEL, Snickerdoodiligence, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #Snickerdoodiligence #NationalDessertDay #Rachel

"Everyone loves penguins!" - JOHN HODGMAN, Snickerdoodiligence, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #Snickerdoodiligence #WorldPenguinDay #JohnHodgman

"I love a penguin!" - JOHN HODGMAN, Snickerdoodiligence, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #Snickerdoodiligence #NationalPenguinDay #JohnHodgman

"I snuck into the London Zoo." - JOHN HODGMAN, Snickerdoodiligence, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #Snickerdoodiligence #VisittheZooDay #JohnHodgman

"But then I found a Wikipedia page for a particular fruitcake!" - JOHN HODGMAN, Snickerdoodiligence, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #Snickerdoodiligence #NationalFruitcakeDay #JohnHodgman

"Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that he believe brownies are a cookie?" - JESSE THORN, Snickerdoodiligence, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #Snickerdoodiligence #NationalBrownieDay #JesseThorn

"It was the nineties in London!" - JOHN HODGMAN, Snickerdoodiligence, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #Snickerdoodiligence #JohnHodgman