Seriously, what the sweet pharma fuckhole is in those kids stomach pills?

9 hours after crushing two up, the whole house smells like a tent the morning after an all-night campfire.

#smells

Edit: adding photo of pills.
DO NOT CRUSH!

Smellin' of Johnny's sausage

#meme #memes #shitpost #johnnydepp #sausage #fragrance #cologne #scent #odor #smell #smells #depp #meat #food #celebrity #grease #hog #pork #bacon #oink

I love my kids, I really do. But sometimes that 'teenage boy room smell' makes me question a few life decisions :/

#teenagers #smells #wateringeyes

Great engineering organisations reward prevention, not heroics.

The best teams celebrate:

• fewer incidents
• fewer emergencies
• fewer late nights

Quiet reliability beats dramatic rescues.
#Software #Dev #Agile #Smells #Heroics

If urgent work keeps appearing, it's not a developer problem.

It's a prioritisation and leadership problem.
#Software #Dev #Agile #Smells #Heroics

A good rule for engineering teams:

“We can work faster temporarily.

But we cannot work faster forever.”
#Software #Dev #Agile #Smells #Heroics

Healthy engineering teams don't rely on heroes.

They rely on:

• planning
• prioritisation
• automation
• sustainable pace

Heroics should be the exception, not the operating model.
#Software #Dev #Agile #Smells #Heroics

People are dumbfounded when they learn this little known secret to burning candles correctly

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