At some point this morning, a leetle, teeny bird flew into our apartment from the lanai.

It ended up confused, or chilling, and occasionally cornered upstairs by our vaguely interested and half-assed predator Anu.
After a few hours, the deft use of a swiffer broom, and some strategic door closing, I managed return the lil' critter to the world outside.

#SlowNewsDay #AnimalLiberation #Bird #ABirdInTheHand

Adam Simpson return to coaching, which club is pursuing Adam Simpson, AFL 360, Garry Lyon, comments, reactions, latest news

Former West Coast Eagles coach Adam Simpson has q…
#NewsBeep #News #Headlines #AdamSimpson #AU #Australia #AustraliaandNewZealand #breakdownmomentum #coachingpoint #coachingranks #GarryLyon #JustinLongmire #Melbourne #Oceania #quartercomeback #realdesire #seniorcoaches #Simmo&Horse #slownewsday #StKilda #Victoria #WestCoastEagles
https://www.newsbeep.com/29751/

#SaveYouAClick: She's got generic stuff in the bathroom cabinet, the horror. Hun, it's the #BadEconomy. Even unrealistically well off columnists need to save a buck or two buying off brand and/or store brands.

> The very worst thing about And Just Like That? The contents of Carrie Bradshaw’s bathroom cabinet
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jul/21/the-very-worst-thing-about-and-just-like-that-the-contents-of-carrie-bradshaws-bathroom-cabinet

#ChampagneProblems #SlowNewsDay #media #television

The very worst thing about And Just Like That? The contents of Carrie Bradshaw’s bathroom cabinet

Cheap sunscreen, sponges, old soap … it’s laughably off-brand. And I’m not the only one who has noticed, writes Emma Beddington

The Guardian
🐔🌍 A man sails around the globe with a chicken. Apparently, it was a slow news day at The Guardian. Next, they'll cover a dramatic pigeon race! 📰🐓
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2019/apr/21/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-globe-french-sailor-guirec-soudee-monique #sailingadventures #chickeninspired #globetrotter #slownewsday #quirkynews #HackerNews #ngated
Have hen will travel: the man who sailed round the world with a chicken

Meet Monique, for the past five years, she and Guirec Soudée have been sailing around the world. Emma Beddington reveals how the French sailor chose to brave the high seas with just one feathered shipmate

The Guardian

Yeah, except... "Defendnot requires admin privileges where it can inject its DLL into a system process..."

And... "Defender is... detecting & quarantining Defendnot..."

☑️ New 'Defendnot' tool tricks Windows into disabling Microsoft Defender
https://archive.ph/4yLfx
#clickbait #slownewsday #savedyouaclick

Oh, look! Another epic quest for #knowledge that ends with a #faceplant 🤦: 400 reasons not to use Microsoft Azure! Because obviously, reading a novella of Azure gripes is exactly what every developer dreams of doing on a cozy weekend. Must be a slow news day 🙄.
https://azsh.it #epicquest #MicrosoftAzure #developergripes #slownewsday #HackerNews #ngated
Now interviewing a lab technician who became a Cher tribute act. #SlowNewsDay
Bluesky

Bluesky Social

arrrgh
did not need to know a former pm played golf with all the big boys

#SlowNewsDay

My next-door neighbour has new curtains. #slownewsday