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#Skip manufacturer fined £30,000 after failing to protect workers from carcinogenic fumes. – HSE Media Centre https://press.hse.gov.uk/2026/06/18/skip-manufacturer-fined-30000-after-failing-to-protect-workers-from-carcinogenic-fumes/

Professional Moron Jun 16

Skip to Let: LUXURY STUDIO VESSEL RENTAL 🚧

Real Estate Bastard Enterprises Ltd. is positively SKIPPING in delight at our latest property on the market, available now for viewings on a random street in Bolton of Greater Manchester!

Our skip to rent is a luxurious vessel of homely bits and bobs hurled into the thing by big hairy builders. With a competitive monthly rate, no pets, no roof, and all sorts of other problems, this property is one of the BEST on the market and the landlord is one of the less (fewer?) insanely greedy SOBs out there so you’ll be ok with this one, mate.

You Can’t SKIP (!!!) the Rent Here

£800 p/m
BILLS NOT INCLUDED
NO PETS
NO SKIPPING RENT (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
£4,000 deposit
Fully portable property
Stylish yellow colour
High density steel walls
Curb side location close to the Co-Op
Free trash upon moving in (do whatever you want with it)

Skip the housing market entirely with this fantastic, homely, robust welded steel. One human’s trash is another human’s master bedroom in this stylish, minimalistic, compact, outdoor “flat”.

You simply can’t let this opportunity go to waste.

The good news? At Real Estate Bastard Enterprises Ltd. we’ve bin waiting for the right tenant. After 13 viewings, not one of the braindead bastards was stupid enough to move in. Fools! Did they not know there’s almost litter-ally no paperwork before moving in!?

Please move quickly, really quickly, to get your viewing as we’re 100 million % certain about 409 people will be viewing this thing in the next few days. HURRY! HURRY HURRY!

On a final note, please be aware the skip contains traces of asbestos. Please refrain from making a heap of trouble about that, the skip will get a good wash down with soap and water before you arrive.

CLAIM YOUR COMPLETELY FREE VIEWING NOW!!!

Viewings cost £50 per viewing and, if you decide to move in (as you most certainly will do), agency fees will include, but aren’t limited to, a charge of:

£500 to remove the property from the market

£500 to have the contract terms generated by AI

£300 to collect your non-existent keys

£200 background check to ensure you’re not a drug addict

£500 for a credit check that actually only costs £10

Please be assured this isn’t Real Estate Bastard Enterprises Ltd. being a bunch of greedy, psychopathic wankers. We’re just ensuring the landlord gets a well off tenant for this waste of space property.

Important Legalese Bollocks

NOTE ON RENTAL TERMS: TENANT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL UNWANTED CONTENTS LEFT IN THE SKIP DURING TENANCY. IF A MEMBER OF THE PUBLIC, FOR EXAMPLE, FLY TIPS INTO YOUR RENTAL PROPERTY, YOU WILL BE HELD LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE. ADDITIONALLY, SHOULD THE LOCAL COUNCIL CRANE OFF THE SKIP WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING, YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THIS SERVICE (UNDER THE CONTRACTUAL CLAUSE “ELEVATED PREMIUM PROPERTY RENTAL EXPERIENCE”). ADDENDUM: DO NOT SUBLET THE PROPERTY TO FOXES AND/OR TRAMPS.

#cynical #Home #Housing #housingCrisis #Humor #interiorDesign #Lifestyle #living #Rent #Satire #satirical #Silly #skip #tenant

getmisch Jun 16

Tri-state area restaurants, I might avoid the alfredo sauce for a while.
FDA: 900+ cases delivered (w salmonella, is the fear) to NY/ NJ area.
EACH CASE is 12 bags, EACH BAG is 3 pounds of alfredo sauce!
#skip #shrimp #alfredo #NewJersey #NewYork #recall #FoodPoisoning #risk
https://www.europesays.com/us/871303/

Alfredo sauce recalled nationwide over salmonella concerns – NBC New York - United States

The alfredo sauce recall also hits New York and New Jersey. Here's what consumers should know.

United States

Follow GOLF Jun 16

https://www.fogolf.com/1290784/off-the-water-%f0%9f%98%b3/ Off the water 😳 #Golf #LivGolf #MarcLeishman #PGAOfficialWorldGolfRanking #PGARanking #skip

BD Jogos Jun 13

Em 2011, há exatos 15 anos, saia o Wii Play: Motion da #TsMusic e #SpikeChunsoft e #CAProduction e #GoodFeel e #NintendoSPD e #MitchellCorporation e #Arzest e #Prope e #Skip e #VANPOOL e #Nintendo para #Wii https://bdjogos.com.br/jogo.php?id=6458

Wii Play: Motion para Wii (2011)

Wii Play: Motion é um jogo de Esportes / Sports desenvolvido pela T's Music, Spike Chunsoft, CAProduction, Good-Feel, Nintendo SPD, Mitchell Corporation, Arzest, Prope, Skip, VANPOOL e publicado pela Nintendo em 13 de junho de 2011 para Wii., com direção de Atsushi Nakao e Hirosato Funaki e Jun Taniguchi e Kazuhiko Ogawa e Keita Etoh e Kentaro Sei e Naoto Ohshima e Satoru Tsujita e Takehiko Hosokawa e Tomohiko Aita e Yuichi Mizobe e Yutaka Sugano, game design por Emi Watanabe e Kazuhiro Yoshikawa e Mikio Kume e Mio Mizutani e Nobuo Matsumiya e Shinya Saito e Takamitsu Hagiwara e Takao Nakano e Tatsuya Kikuchi, arte por Hiroki Nakata e Masamichi Harada e Masashi Tsuboyama e músicas compostas por Akihiro Juichiya e Daisuke Matsuoka e Hirofumi Taniguchi e Katsumi Yokokawa e Masanori Adachi e Masayoshi Ishi e Tomoko Sano e Tomoya Tomita e Toshiyuki Sudo Produzido por Satoru Iwata e Etsunobu Ebisu e Hiroshi Suzuki e Jun Tsuda e Toyokazu Nonaka e Yoji Ishii e Yuji Naka

BD Jogos

Follow GOLF Jun 9

https://www.fogolf.com/1283679/why-did-nelly-korda-skip-the-taylormade-qi35-driver/ Why did Nelly Korda skip the TaylorMade Qi35 driver? #driver #Golf #GolfClubs #GolfClubsVideos #GolfClubsVlog #GolfClubsWedges #GolfClubsWedgesVideos #GolfClubsWedgesVlog #GolfClubsWedgesYouTube #GolfClubsYouTube #GolfEquipment #GolfEquipmentVideos #GolfEquipmentVlog #GolfEquipmentYouTube #GolfMonthly #GolfWedges #GolfWedgesVideos #GolfWedgesVlog #GolfWedgesYouTube #Korda #Nelly #NellyKorda #qi35 #RoryMcilroy #ScottieScheffler #skip #Taylormade

CBC Calgary Jun 1

Some tourists may skip Sylvan Lake, Alta., this year after town hikes summer parking fees
Sylvan Lake, Alta., has one of the province’s most visited beaches. But it’s no longer the choice destination for some out-of-towners, after the town increased seasonal parking fees.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/sylvan-lake-summer-parking-fees-9.7218600?cmp=rss