C.Apr 9, 2025

I've grown tired of Elon Musk's name. It doesn't really mean anything in English.

From now on, he will be named in a fashion that properly identifies him as the human shitstain that he is. I give you:

"Skidmark"

You're welcome.

#musk #elon #ElonMusk #skidmark #shitstain #name #AnimalHouse #flounder #Dorfman #Bluto #Blutarsky

Show threadnullagentJan 27, 2025

So anyways, here's a video of ICE agents falling flat on their face at a protest last week in Portland.

ICE agents can't even walk 20ft to take down a poster without officer Skidmark injuring themselves (and probably about to sue the government for unsafe work conditions or something).

Do we really think these dumbass cops know how to arrest 1500 people per week 😂

If shit really gets going they will need 200 cops just to push protesters away from the ICE HQ.

#portland #ice #acab #skidmark

Aubreader MastoMay 20, 2024

I Used to Be Surprised by How Filthy Men Can Be. It’s Worse Than I Ever Imagined.

https://slate.com/technology/2024/05/men-soap-washing-butt-reddit.html

Reddit opened my eyes.

#SkidMark #hygiene

I Used to Be Surprised by How Filthy Men Can Be. It’s Worse Than I Ever Imagined.

Reddit opened my eyes.

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Anneleise HallNov 22, 2023
After being driven out of venues nationwide Julian Batchelor is illegally putting up massive signs all over the place to push his toxic racist divisiveness. https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/133318561/close-your-eyes-says-man-behind-anti-cogovernance-signs-as-complaints-grow #skidmark
'Close your eyes', says man behind anti co-governance signs as complaints grow

The man behind the growing number of "yeah right" anti co-governance signs says anyone offended should "close their eyes" and "get used to it".

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fekemuloMay 4, 2023
Throwback from 2011 - using the basement toilet at my old job. I'd go down there to jerk off in the afternoons. And yeah, those undies are skidmarked - must have been feeling piggy that day! #bate #cock #skidmark #wank #raunch
Gidi KroonApr 26, 2022
Continuing the rewatch of Alexa Nisenson (www.imdb.com/name/nm6835961/) centered episodes of "Fear The Walking Dead", with her choice for season five: "Skidmark" (5x04). It's the episode where her character seems to be in quite some danger which she needs to face alone, but in real Charlie style she's very cool about it. Also yet again an episode where Alexa shows she can have a real connection with another actor and spark of each other. I don't mean the cat, though the cat has a starring role too...
#AlexaNisenson #FearTheWalkingDead #Skidmark
Alexa Nisenson - IMDb

Alexa Nisenson, Actress: Fist Fight. Alexa Nisenson is an emerging young talent with credits as diverse as her abilities. She is best known for her stand out performances in feature films. Alexa won the critics hearts for her performance in the role of "Georgia" in "Middle School The Worst Years of My Life". The New York Times, in their review of the film mention "She is blessed with...

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