"This is Twitter we're talking about!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, a fish fell from the sky, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #TwitterDay #JamieLoftus

"It was starting to look like I was gonna have to file a FOIA report!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, boston slide cop, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #FreedomofInformationDay #JamieLoftus

"Nobody's mad at the pigs!" - PROFESSOR JOHN TOMACEK, 30-50 feral hogs, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #NationalPigDay

"What was that like?" - JAMIE LOFTUS, a fish fell from the sky, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #JamieLoftus

"Welcome back to Sixteenth Minute, the podcast where we DON'T wanna eat a baby hippo!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, moo deng and the plight of the viral zoo animal, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #WorldHippoDay #JamieLoftus

"Weezer did a music video!" - LIAM KYLE SULLIVAN, oh, by the way, f*** you: liam kyle sullivan and kelly, pt. 2, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #WeezerDay #LiamKyleSullivan

"I was in Atlanta!" - GABRIEL A. PEOPLES, hide your kids, hide your wife pt 2, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #GeorgiaDay #GabrielAPeoples

"Is this Purgatory?" - JAMIE LOFTUS, the hawk tuah coin crypto scam spectacular, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #JamieLoftus

"Americans are just weirdly into the Super Bowl®!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, left shark, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #SuperBowl #JamieLoftus

"I posted it to my Facebook." - LAINA MORRIS, overly attached girlfriend, pt. 2, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #FacebookBirthday #LainaMorris