@jeremybmerrill

Y'all shouldn't do this, but we NEED TO DO IT 'cuz "reasons"(read: give us more money), and we're VeryRsponsible(TM) with Perfect Customer-Focused Integrity so we'd NEVER do anything QUESTIONABLE, or DISREPUTABLE, or actually even close to CARTOON DICTATOR with it?

Trust us! It wasn't ever even a secret we know everything from data-mining your entire existence
This? This is nothing!

Here's a coupon for a free Wendy's Frosty; you like Frostys, don't you?

#SirHiss #WagtTeDog