"Where were Patti LaBelle's background singers?" - SIMONE POLANEN, Where Are My Background Singers?, Not Past It #NotPastIt #PattiLaBelle #HappyBirthdayPattiLaBelle #SimonePolanen

"He pretended to be a descendent of Ulysses S. Grant!" - SIMONE POLANEN, Episode #12: 'Scammers Never Win.', Past Perfect #PastPerfect #PastPerfectPodcast #SimonePolanen

"And that paranoia about them played a role in the election of Thomas Jefferson." - SIMONE POLANEN, United States of Illuminati, Not Past It #NotPastIt #ThomasJeffersonDay #SimonePolanen

"Have you been naughty or nice?" - SIMONE POLANEN, Santa Snafu, Not Past It #NotPastIt #Santa #SimonePolanen

"Oh no!" - SIMONE POLANEN, Episode #5: 'I Worked Really Hard To Know Senseless Sh*t', Past Perfect #PastPerfect #PastPerfectPodcast #SimonePolanen

"Turns out, this kinda harmonious vibe was contagious -- and they recruited other attendees to get on board." - SIMONE POLANEN, Woodstock 69: A Peaceful Disaster, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen

"From the outset, parents saw Barbie not as a toy, but as a tool!" - SIMONE POLANEN, 'Come On Barbie, Let’s Go Party', Not Past It #NotPastIt #Barbie #NationalBarbieDay #SimonePolanen

"Yes, it is." - SIMONE POLANEN, Episode #2: 'So No One's Getting High on the Pitch?', Past Perfect #PastPerfect #PastPerfectPodcast #SimonePolanen

"By 1959, Barbie was ready for the mass market!" - SIMONE POLANEN, 'Come On Barbie, Let’s Go Party', Not Past It #NotPastIt #Barbie #SimonePolanen

"And moments later, he's slapping handcuffs on her wrists." - SIMONE POLANEN, Zsa Zsa Slaps a Cop, Not Past It #NotPastIt #NationalHandcuffDay #SimonePolanen