This morning, I got a like on a dating platform.
The person reports being agender and androsexual. Okay, that's a green flag. I've got nothing against #agender and #androsexual people.
I look. The pictures are of someone who could #model. That's a red flag. (Sorry if you do look like a model, but my experience has been that on the dating platforms those people who look like models and hit on me... Well... nothing good comes out of it. I've got nothing against models in the abstract. My ex-wife modeled. 😉 )
The profile is empty. Another red flag.
But you know what? There's a gigantic cherry on this shit sundae. Can you guess?
Can you?
Haha...
Er...
Among her desires is #monogamy. I'm #polyamorous. Oh oh oh, yet another #scammer who did not read my profile.
"This man is #pansexual... I know. I'm going to say that I'm agender and androsexual. That will clinch it."
🙄