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"Let's pretend these bubbles are people and we're killing them!" - my 4yo daughter
#ShitKidsSay

The Langdon Lemma, age 7: I'm going to Procreate first thing in the morning!

Me: ...

Lemma: ...

Me: Oh! You mean the drawing app!

Showed my 6yo "Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves".

Later, mom asked what they were watching.

6yo: "Seagulls and Dragons!" 😂

"Technically poop is just mashed up grass... but we don't talk about that." #ShitKidsSay #KidsSay

“I don’t know why you had to specify it was about *gay* cowboys. Aren’t all cowboys gay?” #ShitKidsSay

#5yo: "so, our couch is made out of dead people, right?"

Me, after collecting 5yo from school: Come on buddy. We need to go get your sister.

5yo: You don’t need to. You just want to…