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Screams, a crumpled bike: Pedestrian struck by ‘illegally modified’ bike fights for life

https://www.smh.com.au/national/victoria/screams-a-crumpled-bike-pedestrian-struck-by-illegally-modified-bike-fights-for-life-20250513-p5lyot.html?ref=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=rss_feed

Ah yes, yet more magnificent journalism. Would it have been better had they been similarly injured by a legally modified bike... or an unmodified bike... or a noocuelah-powered skateboard?

#ShitJournalism #WriteGooder

@wood5y

“Finding a South American tree frog in a Sheffield florist was extraordinary."

I bet it was.

It must have been very uncomfortable and embarrasing for the poor florist. 🙄

#TheGrauniad #ShitJournalism