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#uspol #trump #shitgibbon

the PedoFIFA award is a lock 🏅  

#uspol #trump #shitgibbon #fifa #corrupt

RE: https://mastodon.social/@AnnaAnthro/115685256236319097

whoopsie daisy

#uspol #shitgibbon #corrupt #trump

Here's what you need to know about shitgibbon trying to intimidate us with his goons & antics

#potus #shitgibbon #usprotests #dc #epstein

When Japan was making its way across New Guinea, #Australia had a crisis of confidence, we decided that the only way to prevent invasion was to surrender to the #USA. Good news though, our status as #UK possession had lapsed because of their profound negligence. We seemed to be free to go. So accustomed to being owned, and so terrified of freedom, we begged the US for a good solid rogering. Bless their hearts, they agreed!

Fast forward 75 years.

No external threat exists and there's no threat in any of the conceivable futures.

"China" you say?
Well OK, let's for the sake of your drug-induced fibrillations believe that for one moment.
Here goes.... At the risk of bringing up "Pig-iron Bob", I reckon we'd start with banning Gina Rinehart's exports of iron ore, and all Glencore's coal exports. You don't want that steel sailing back to deliver explosive shells into our cities, right? Then, we'd start on deportations. Mmmmm yummy. Everyone loves a good old White Australia remix. Let's start with ethnic Chinese #CEOs, shall we?
What?
You "didn't mean it that way"?
Well how did you mean it then, you fuckwits? Is #China our friend or not? And if it is somewhere in-between, then just what is it? Are we helping or hindering them? Make up your (I suppose you have one) minds, for fucksake.

Do it fast. There's an Orange #ShitGibbon with a Yellow streak in the White House with a Red Button.

If you're keen on moving people around, at least use Utah, you fucking moron.

#Orange #Shitgibbon

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07kpjyzgllo

I got a Cursing Hedgehog shouting #SHITGIBBON! from the artist Milla Paloniemi at an event on swearing in the Nordics!

Recording: https://www.nkk.org/evenemang/svarande-i-norden-samtidstrender-engelska-och-media/

SG BG: https://stronglang.wordpress.com/2017/02/09/the-rise-of-the-shitgibbon/