AndreasKjeldsenI too am very excited to announce my new 75 billion USD #IPO to raise funds for additional mission-critical #IT #infrastructure #CapEx (= buying an extra SSD for my NAS). No need to look at the numbers, they’re fine! Let’s get this one oversubscribed by 400%, folks! 🚀👍
SpabHe'll be okay, he's got a diaphragm.
#meme #memes #shitpost #florida #floridaman #news #seriousbusiness #vape #vaping #semen #cum #sperm
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David Prieto (valerian32)
Micr0byteAfter careful consideration and extensive financial analysis, I am hereby formally submitting a bid to @google to acquire the Google Chrome browser project for the sum of $10.00 USD (ten dollars).
This represents a significant premium over current market conditions and demonstrates my serious commitment to browser innovation. Payment can be made via Venmo, PayPal, or cash.
My qualifications/plans include:
- I have used Chrome before when i was 6
- I promise to keep the dinosaur game
- I will make it foss
This offer stands until end of business today (5 PM EST, negotiable).
#Chrome #GoogleChrome #BrowserWars #TechAcquisition #SeriousBusiness
chris actualI don't know what I was really going for here. His fingers just looked like they were holding a rare pokemon card that he was mad he overpaid for
#hegseth #pokemon #seriousbusiness #mad
#hegseth #pokemon #seriousbusiness #mad
Arcadiagt5@nina_kali_nina Also a couple of points re Vending Machines:
1. RED means hot. BLUE means cold. Yes, you can get hot drinks from vending machines as well, and they’re colour coded for your convenience.
2. There are Ice Cream vending machines. Note that the freezers in those are #SERIOUSBusiness
Coyote of the Stars@GottaLaff Excellent time to open dental offices in in Utah both for cavities, implants, and veneers, etc.
Dr. Leon Kums🚀 Revolutionizing IT at Serious Business International with NetBSD, AI, and a Bit of Wit
At Serious Business International, we don’t just follow trends—we redefine them. When faced with rising infrastructure costs and increasing system complexity, I knew there had to be a better way.
🔹 The Challenge: Our Linux and Windows machines were demanding more resources, more maintenance, and more budget than they were worth.
🔹 The Solution: Armed with NetBSD, AI-driven optimizations, and (of course) vast wits, we overhauled our systems, leading to a 50% cost reduction while boosting performance and stability.
Why NetBSD?
💡 Lightweight & Efficient – Runs on everything, from legacy servers to cutting-edge AI workloads.
💡 Stable & Secure – Fewer headaches, more uptime.
💡 Cost-Effective – No unnecessary licensing, no bloated requirements.
By integrating AI-powered automation, we streamlined operations, optimized workloads, and future-proofed our infrastructure. The result? A leaner, smarter, and more cost-effective IT ecosystem that allows us to focus on innovation instead of IT bottlenecks.
If your business is stuck in an expensive IT loop, maybe it’s time to rethink the fundamentals. Let’s talk about how open-source, AI, and a little strategic brilliance can transform the way we work.
#NetBSD #AI #Innovation #ITInfrastructure #SeriousBusiness
At Serious Business International, we don’t just follow trends—we redefine them. When faced with rising infrastructure costs and increasing system complexity, I knew there had to be a better way.
🔹 The Challenge: Our Linux and Windows machines were demanding more resources, more maintenance, and more budget than they were worth.
🔹 The Solution: Armed with NetBSD, AI-driven optimizations, and (of course) vast wits, we overhauled our systems, leading to a 50% cost reduction while boosting performance and stability.
Why NetBSD?
💡 Lightweight & Efficient – Runs on everything, from legacy servers to cutting-edge AI workloads.
💡 Stable & Secure – Fewer headaches, more uptime.
💡 Cost-Effective – No unnecessary licensing, no bloated requirements.
By integrating AI-powered automation, we streamlined operations, optimized workloads, and future-proofed our infrastructure. The result? A leaner, smarter, and more cost-effective IT ecosystem that allows us to focus on innovation instead of IT bottlenecks.
If your business is stuck in an expensive IT loop, maybe it’s time to rethink the fundamentals. Let’s talk about how open-source, AI, and a little strategic brilliance can transform the way we work.
#NetBSD #AI #Innovation #ITInfrastructure #SeriousBusiness
Butterfly LaChoiDeMoCrAcY DiEs iN dArKnEsS. First the Washington Post, now Koreaboo? 🫨
WHAT PARAGON OF JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY WILL BE NEXT TO FALL? #DemocracyDiesInDarkness #SeriousBusiness #DidBezosBuyKoreabooOrDoTheyJustSuck #KoreabooParagonOfJournalisticIntegrityNoMore #J-Hope
https://www.koreaboo.com/news/bts-j-hope-latest-release-receives-fiery-criticism-fans/
