Mastodawn

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#WHO is #Having... #What...?

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[#SelectAllThatApply]

#TeaCoffee;

0%

#CoffeeTea;

0%

#Beer; and/or,

0%

#ExcellentScotch…?

0%

Poll ended at Dec 11, 2024 at 11:39am.

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There is #IceCream in #TheFuture..

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In #TheInterests of #InteractiveStoryTelling.... #Tonight's #IceCreamFlavour will be [#SelectAllThatApply]:

#ColombianCoffee;

0%

#BelgianWhiteChocolate;

0%

#RaspberryPistachio;

0%

#CoconutAndLime; or,

0%

#DarkChocolateMarmalade; or,

0%

#AllOfTheAbove

0%

Poll ended at Jan 18, 2025 at 2:04pm.

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidWeekPollNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

I can #Sense a #Poll #ComingOn...

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#Do you #Like to: [#SelectAllThatApply]

#Do;

0%

#Be;

0%

#Both;

0%

#Neither;

0%

#DoBeDoBeDoooo...?

0%

Poll ended at Jul 3, 2024 at 10:48am.

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#MyPosition is #BroadlyThis; I've:

• #NeverBeenMarried;
• I don’t want to #GetMarried; and so,
• I'm #StillNotMarried

Why #People #GetMarried is a #Mystery...

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Why do #PeopleGetMarried...? [#SelectAllThatApply]

Because #Society tells them to #Constantly;

0%

#ForTheChildren;

0%

For the #TaxBreaks;

0%

For the #ImmigrationStatus;

0%

For the #Convenience; and/or,

0%

Because they're #Arseholes...?

0%

Poll ended at Nov 21, 2024 at 1:44pm.

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How do you take your #Coffee...? [#SelectAllThatApply]

With cream;

50%

With honey;

0%

With scotch;

50%

#FairTrade only; or,

0%

All of the above...?

0%

Poll ended at Apr 5, 2025 at 6:18pm.

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Here's a #LittleTest...

• #Vote;
• #DontVote;
• #ReToot; or,
• #Not...!

#IT might #AffectTheOutcome... | #NoContextRequired #AllContextsMatter

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A #LittleTest: [#SelectAllThatApply]

#ProBiotics;

0%

#AntiBiotics;

0%

#BioticsFTW; and/or,

0%

Is #IT #BiscuitTime, yet...?

100%

Poll ended at Feb 27, 2025 at 5:11pm.

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By way of an #AsynchronousComplementaryPoll...

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#HowManyPolls are #TooManyPolls...? [#SelectAllThatApply]

One Is Enough;

0%

One Is Too Few;

0%

Three Can Be Useful For #Triangulation;

0%

Four; One For Each Of #TheFourNorsemenOfTheDiscombobalypse;

0%

Five; Because Five Is A #MagickNumber;

0%

Three Is Also A #MagikNumber;

0%

Seven; Because... #LuckySevens;

0%

Eight; #WayTooMany;

0%

Nine Polls...?! No One Can Live At That Speed; and/or,

0%

Ten Polls; Because #Tents Need #Poles For #Erections; Especially If You're #Camping.

0%

Poll ended at Feb 17, 2024 at 5:42pm.

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What is #GoodNews, though, is that you can all #LookForward to #MyTenThousandthToot... #Again...!

That'll be #Nice for you, aye... | #LookNoQuestionMark

I've been #DoingSomeNumbers and, #Currently, #MyTenThousandthToot appeared... #Again... #TenToots ago..

I wonder who the #LuckyRecipient was...

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#IT's #SoExciticatin'... Yes...? [#SelectAllThatApply]

Yes; it's exciticatin'...!

0%

Yes; I'm #SoExcited...!

0%

Yes; I can "bearly" wait...!

0%

Yes; I have my balloons ready...!

0%

Yes; I have #ManyManyBiscuits...!

0%

Poll ended at Aug 27, 2024 at 7:29pm.

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#So... #HereWeGo...!

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#WhatHappens when the #Shortbread is #Covered in #DarkChocolateOrangeStuff...? [#SelectAllThatApply]

#ShortbreadWins...!

0%

#StroopwafelWins...!

50%

Hooray for #DarkChocolateOrangeStuff...!

0%

Fancy a #CupOfTea...?

50%

I'd prefer a #Coffee...

0%

Poll ended at May 6, 2025 at 8:10pm.

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And... And... #TheTime you #Save #NotArguing with #TimeWasters is #Time #BetterSpent... #Well...

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#Time not #Wasted on #ReplyGuys is #BetterSpent: [#SelectAllThatApply]

Drinking Coffee;

66.7%

Eating Biscuits;

0%

Growing Roses;

0%

Making #SweetSweetSweatyLovin' ...

33.3%

What were we talking about again....? #WWWTAA

0%

Poll ended at Sep 9, 2025 at 11:53am.