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Scissorfight to Play Two More Shows and Then Call It Quits Again
Tickets for their very last show go on sale tomorrow at noon. Scissorfight to Play Two More Shows and Then Call It Quits Again .

https://www.metalsucks.net/2025/07/07/scissorfight-to-play-two-more-shows-and-then-call-it-quits-again/

#Scissorfight #SouthernStonerMetal #NewEnglandMetal #FinalShows #MetalFarewell #StonerMetal

I don't know why, but there's just something about #Scissorfight that motivates me to draw. I'll be completely unmotivated to so much as open up the program, but then I put that CD into the player (and yes, I still have CDs and a CD player because I'm a dinosaur like that), I'm instantly in the mood. And at the end of it all, I usually have two to three panels on average.

https://youtu.be/0oevPulFPBo

Blizzards, Buzzards, and Bastards (Remastered)

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Scissorfight

Artist · 27K monthly listeners.

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I mean, how can you not fucking love a heavy-ass song titled "Death in the Wilderness" whose chorus goes

I want the spider bite
I want the spider bite
Break out the dynamite
I want to die tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sw8fh3puwc #scissorfight

Scissorfight - "Death In The Wilderness"

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Scissorfight - "Blizzards, Buzzards, Bastards"

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I think my all-time favorite "band who are fully committed to their own ridiculous schtick but tip just enough of a wink that you love them for it" is Scissorfight, a heavy New Hampshire band whose songs mostly follow a "Things gone awry in the survivalist wilderness" theme

Their singer's name is* Ironlung, and their 2001 album "Mantrapping for Sport and Profit" whips ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJsIEOxkUik

#nowplaying #scissorfight

* Their singer's name _was_ Ironlung... I guess they're back together with a new singer, and tbh that's a tough sell for me

Scissorfight - New Hampshire's All Right If You Like Fighting (AUDIO)

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