BREAKING NEWS: "Scientists have found trillions of molecules of Hydrogen Dioxide in our rivers, under the influence of the Earth's gravitational field, moving at a rapid rate towards any Ocean they can find, and violently colliding with each other and the river bed, billions and billions of times every second, in what they are now calling Bernoulli Turbulent Flow.

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