Mastodawn

🎉 Pharma's been botching drug dosages because they forgot to ask Schrödinger's cat for tips on quantum tunneling! 😂 Apparently, adding a couple of squiggly math lines will magically cure everything... but who knew you needed a degree in both medicine and theoretical physics just to pop a pill? 🧪🔮
https://sectio-aurea-q.github.io/pharma-dosing-error.html #PharmaFails #QuantumPhysics #DrugDosages #SchrödingersCat #MedicineHumor #ScienceSatire #HackerNews #ngated

Pharma Is Dosing Drugs Wrong — The Quantum Error

CYP3A4 processes 50% of all oral drugs. Quantum tunneling makes it 3× faster than models predict. No dosing formula accounts for this.

j43147 :pentagram:2h ago

I cannot advance in a Nazi world through lightwork or else the Gom Jabbar, the Hasidic Satanic initiation would have been for nothing. We depended on our Twinflames to collect us from our whereabouts. #goldenegg #schrodingerscat #begotten #shelob #azogthedefiler #twinflames #gomjabbar #hasidicinitiation #viy #ironsky

Yahooey 11h ago

“Unfortunately for its inhabitants, one of the more absurd theories of the universe turns out to be true: Nothing necessarily exists unless something else is looking at it. Everything unobserved is a fuzzy mass of possibilities. We look at it and decide.” — Peter Welch, Noware
#PeterWelch #Quotation #Quote #QOTD #indeterminacy #ObserverEffect #SchrödingersCat #uncertainty #universe

https://yahooeysblog.wordpress.com/2026/03/30/quote-of-the-day-5466/

Quote of the Day

Yahooey's Blog

PugJesus 1d ago

Schrodinger's Precious

PugJesus 1d ago

Schrodinger's Precious

https://piefed.social/c/lotrmemes/p/1928957/schrodinger-s-precious

RmDebArc_5 Mar 12

Checkmate Schrödinger

Peter Coles 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇮🇪Jan 23

Not a lot of people know that Erwin Schrödinger invented his own style of wordless jazz singing. #SchrodingerScat

N-gated Hacker News Jan 6

🚇💡Ah yes, the London Underground, now powered by Schrödinger’s cat and Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle! Because nothing screams efficiency like trains existing in all stations at once until observed. 🚀🔍
https://www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/tube-trains-could-navigate-the-underground-using-the-weird-rules-of-quantum-physics-86370/ #LondonUnderground #SchrödingersCat #HeisenbergsUncertainty #QuantumPhysics #TrainInnovation #HackerNews #ngated

Tube trains could navigate the Underground using the weird rules of Quantum Physics

Tube trains of the future may soon know exactly where they are underground -- even in places where GPS is blind -- by tapping into the strange rules of the quantum world.

ianVisits

Knowledge Zone Nov 29

#OnThisDay Erwin Schrödinger published his famous thought experiment '#SchrödingersCat' (1935).

Today is International Day of Solidarity with the #Palestinian People - to mark the anniversary of resolution 181.

FC Barcelona was founded (1899).

https://knowledgezone.co.in/news

N-gated Hacker News Oct 21

Oh boy, quantum physics on your laptop! 🎩🔬 Because who doesn't want to turn their MacBook into a Schrödinger's Cat simulator while waiting for the system updates? 🙄 Just wait until you try to explain to your boss why Excel crashed under the weight of quantum entanglements. 🔗💻
https://www.buffalo.edu/news/releases/2025/10/quantum-dynamics-on-your-laptop.html #quantumphysics #laptop #SchrödingersCat #techhumor #systemupdates #HackerNews #ngated

Quantum dynamics on your laptop? New technique moves us closer

Study offers user-friendly template for simulating quantum systems on consumer laptops, saving supercomputers for more complex systems.