I'm technically watching Rebel Moon Part Two: The Battle for Wheat. I say technically because mostly I'm just reading reviews of Rebel Moon Part Two: The Watchful Droid while Rebel Moon Part Two: The Backstory is on in the background.

This movie is really bad. Worst of all, Bae Doo-na's character appears to have just died, and I feel really sad for me and real happy for her career. I feel like a whole generation of people don't know Anthony Hopkins is a master actor. And this movie sort of hates droids.

Combined, these two facts make me think Zack Snyder has Anthony Hopkins in a basement somewhere against his will as collateral for being able to make these self-indulgent slopfests. All the while torturing the great actor with rants about how actors don't make good movies, directors, slowmo and lens flares are the holy trinity that make good movies, and forcing him to voice this non-character in exchange for food and water. Has anyone done a welfare check on him lately?

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