@mullvadnet Chat Control 3.11 for Workgroups will be the first acceptable version. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf @helma
Der Dieselpreis ist jetzt so hoch, dass die Bauern zuhause bleiben weil protestieren zu teuer ist. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf
Merz macht wieder rassistische Aussagen, Reaktion auch hier: „aber die SPD!1!!“. So kommen wir nicht weiter, Leute. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf
"Don't mind the bombs and the dead children, sell us your oil" is definitely one of the weirdest ways to run a war. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Waiting for the first published AI generated paper on building a warp drive. Which will take into account The Expanse series, so it will be called the Epstein Drive.

https://expanse.fandom.com/wiki/Epstein_Drive

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Epstein Drive

The Epstein Drive is a modified Fusion Drive invented by Solomon Epstein Books • TV around 130 years ago, in approximately 2213 AD BXT. It enabled humanity to travel beyond Earth and the inner planets and colonize the asteroid belt and the outer planets. The drive utilizes magnetic coil exhaust acceleration to increase drive efficiency, which enables spaceships to sustain thrust throughout the entire voyage. A ship fitted with the efficient Epstein drive is able to run the drive continuously...

The Expanse Wiki

A lot of the devices we use in the kitchen (Thermomix, microwaves, dishwashers, coffeemakers etc) use complete operating systems and embedded computers nowadays, often with internet connectivity for who knows what. So. Will we soon see mandated fingerprint readers for age verification or will a simple switch with "18+" be sufficient to continue to cook and clean? ;)

#SarcasmButOnlyHalf #AgeVerification

Fascho-F, früher als Vogel-V bekannt.

#EVP #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Both-sideing in the media started in the tech world, where since 30 years every time you say "I use $SOFTWARE and here's how and why", it immediately attracts the "yes, but" crowd, promoting their supposed alternatives, blaming you for being on the wrong side of history, making sure that no person new to the field can ever decide what to do and use next. I call it Choice Paralysis. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Three weeks ago: Russian oil tankers are attacked and boarded by military forces for breaking the embargo.

Now: Russian tankers can almost expect to be given military escorts by the same forces to arrive safely at their destinations.

#ThanksTrump #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

München: Das Einzige was Diesel-Dieter jetzt noch nen gewaltigen Vorwärtsschub geben kann ist ein fettes Wiedereröffnungsfestival bis Sonntag für die Eisbachwelle. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf