Matthias DrexelFรผhrt eigentlich dann Putin die Friedensverhandlungen mit China und USA?
Forgotten HeroNo, no you have that all wrong You have to have a sense of perspective.
The painting is irreplaceable, so a rich owner gets richer every year without actually doing anything.
We can soon breed more people.
Legends and Lotties๐ฐโจ Breaking News: The RNIB is making cuts, getting rid of the Tech for Life team. Because...guess what? Turns out, technology isnโt really that important for #blind people! ๐
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So, theyโre shifting focus because we clearly donโt need gadgets to live our best lives, right? ๐
#RNIB #TechForLife #BlindCommunity #WhoNeedsTech #SarcasmAlert
So, theyโre shifting focus because we clearly donโt need gadgets to live our best lives, right? ๐
#RNIB #TechForLife #BlindCommunity #WhoNeedsTech #SarcasmAlert
KayJanesMaybe throw in a couple of top secret documents with each pair of shoes ... #SarcasmAlert
Elaine (they/she) ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐ Excited to share my #amazing #professional #journey with all my #connections! ๐๐ผ #HumbleBrag
๐๐ Started as a wide-eyed #intern, fetching coffee โ๏ธ and doing the #gruntwork. But hey, #hustle! ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ #RisingStar
๐ผ๐ช Graduated to #AssistantManager, where I mastered the art of boss-pleasing ๐ค and spreadsheet-wrangling ๐. #CorporateNinja
๐๐ฐ Then came the big promotion! #ManagerialMaven, ruling over minions with an iron fist! ๐งโโ๏ธ #LeadershipGoals
๐ฏ๐ And now, I'm a #CorporateTitan, making decisions with a coin toss and a magic 8-ball ๐ฑ. #C-SuiteDreams
๐ผ๐ค But let's not forget my #squad, my #workfam! ๐ค Shoutout to Karen, the queen of office gossip ๐, and Steve, the legendary snack hoarder ๐ช๐ฅค. #DreamTeam
๐คฉ๐ฌ Can't wait to see what the future holds! Maybe I'll be the next #ElonMusk or #JeffBezos ๐๐. #AmbitiousAF
๐๐ Always #learning and #growing, reading self-help books ๐ and attending seminars ๐๏ธ (because who needs a social life? ๐ ). #PersonalDevelopment
๐ก๐ญ Remember, it's all about #hustle and #grind! ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ If you're not working 80 hours a week, are you even living? ๐คทโโ๏ธ #WorkaholicLife
๐โจ Thank you to all my #mentors and #inspirations for their endless motivational quotes ๐ฃ๏ธ and empty platitudes ๐. Couldn't have done it without you! #Blessed
๐ โโ๏ธ๐ค No time for #sleep or #vacations. That's for the weak! ๐๏ธ๐ด #SleepWhenImDead
๐ซ๐งข So excited for the endless opportunities coming my way! Just remember, #jealousy is a curse! ๐งฟ #WinningAtLife
๐ค๐ If you want to join my elite circle of #success, drop a comment below or DM me! Let's #network like our lives depend on it! ๐ฒ #LinkedInLifestyle
#SarcasmAlert #Satire #TooManyHashtags #LivingTheDream ๐
๐๐ Started as a wide-eyed #intern, fetching coffee โ๏ธ and doing the #gruntwork. But hey, #hustle! ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ #RisingStar
๐ผ๐ช Graduated to #AssistantManager, where I mastered the art of boss-pleasing ๐ค and spreadsheet-wrangling ๐. #CorporateNinja
๐๐ฐ Then came the big promotion! #ManagerialMaven, ruling over minions with an iron fist! ๐งโโ๏ธ #LeadershipGoals
๐ฏ๐ And now, I'm a #CorporateTitan, making decisions with a coin toss and a magic 8-ball ๐ฑ. #C-SuiteDreams
๐ผ๐ค But let's not forget my #squad, my #workfam! ๐ค Shoutout to Karen, the queen of office gossip ๐, and Steve, the legendary snack hoarder ๐ช๐ฅค. #DreamTeam
๐คฉ๐ฌ Can't wait to see what the future holds! Maybe I'll be the next #ElonMusk or #JeffBezos ๐๐. #AmbitiousAF
๐๐ Always #learning and #growing, reading self-help books ๐ and attending seminars ๐๏ธ (because who needs a social life? ๐ ). #PersonalDevelopment
๐ก๐ญ Remember, it's all about #hustle and #grind! ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ If you're not working 80 hours a week, are you even living? ๐คทโโ๏ธ #WorkaholicLife
๐โจ Thank you to all my #mentors and #inspirations for their endless motivational quotes ๐ฃ๏ธ and empty platitudes ๐. Couldn't have done it without you! #Blessed
๐ โโ๏ธ๐ค No time for #sleep or #vacations. That's for the weak! ๐๏ธ๐ด #SleepWhenImDead
๐ซ๐งข So excited for the endless opportunities coming my way! Just remember, #jealousy is a curse! ๐งฟ #WinningAtLife
๐ค๐ If you want to join my elite circle of #success, drop a comment below or DM me! Let's #network like our lives depend on it! ๐ฒ #LinkedInLifestyle
#SarcasmAlert #Satire #TooManyHashtags #LivingTheDream ๐
watson Newsยซ#SarcasmAlertยป! AHV-Sparpaket von Keller-Sutter nach CS-Milliarden-Rettung sorgt fรผr mรคchtig รrger. https://t.co/6GDvqacbZL
Democracy Matters 
With all these #GOP quality control issues, kinda makes me long for the good old days of Trump's Extreme Vetting.
๐ ๐ ๐ #SarcasmAlert