1/2 Dostal som dve obsielky od statu:

- odhad buduceho dochodku
- "pomoc" na platenie draheho plynu

Asi mi chcu naznacit, aby som spachal samovrazdu namiesto dochodku?

Nuz, kedze sa nepovazujem za pricinu problemu, vid [1], tak sa radsej budem snazit vyriesit tie priciny.

[1] https://zpravobot.news/@zomriofficial/116685327822731524

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Kde sa prosim dava zaziadast o tych 150k€?

Za podmienku a 10k€ pokutu to rad podpisem a usetrime si kopu namahy a sudne trovy. (A aj kolok zaplatim. Ale nikomu nedam obalku ani skatulu od cohokolvek.)

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https://zpravobot.news/@zomriofficial/116606879034088993

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… but soon, it will be in reverse order.

(Thanks to our bright and glorious tech moguls and autocrats. And "silent majority", of course.)

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https://mas.to/@carnage4life/116606735767109457

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Win-win situation, unless I, as a user, am mistaken:

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https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/116563409906012864

#SarcasButOnlyHalf #CyberSecurity

1. How it is going:

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https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mrgll7pxnlf4wdexgv22yucm/post/3mlgwuow5gc2l

2. How it started:

https://www.rbth.com/lifestyle/330048--world-leaders-brezhnev-kisses

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#SarcasButOnlyHalf #BlbýVtip

Kedze EU priskrcuje penazovody pre #SmerHlasMafia, tak predlzuje rozkradacky tejto particky maskujucej sa ako "politici".

Bezny obcan moze ku skrateniu tohto kofliktu prispiet tak, ze posle c. svojho uctu, login, heslo a PIN na Sumracnu.

Ked im #SmerHlasMafia ukradne vsetko , tak odide na zasluzeny dochodok do teplych krajin.

A v SR konecne zavladne pokoj a prosperita.

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PSA: Stuff is getting hotter and hotter! DO find you demon!

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https://mastodon.social/@phanecak/113983770198087396

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Hladam noveho generalneho prokuratora!

Zn.: blondyna, velke kozy, …, nespochybnovat patriarchat!, nespochybnovat mna!!!

via @newsguyusa

https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116336422560211290

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Na Slovensku vraj chyba slusny a dobry zivot. Vlada to dosledne zhodnotila a zaver je, ze:

1. je to len docasne
2. a aj tak je to vlastne len mylna informacia, za ktoru moze pomyleny(-a) zapisovatel(-ka) resp. obcan samotny

- criepok 1: https://e.dennikn.sk/5239916/na-pumpach-chyba-nafta-slovnaft-ju-nestiha-rozvazat-podla-fica-to-ukazuje-ze-opatrenia-funguju/

- criepok 2: https://dennikn.sk/minuta/5240318/

#SarcasButOnlyHalf #SKpolitika

#regexp for #president!

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https://metalhead.club/@lkundrak/116325595849754547

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