Bro, You Got An Extra Sarah Huckabee Sanders Koozie In Your Truck? My Beer's Gettin' Woke.

Collect all four!

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13 Vintage Kitchen Features That Should Never Have Gone Out Of Style! Tabs, Thurs., April 13, 2023

Let's buy all the dressers. Morning news roundup!

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What's Worse Than A Pile Of Dead Babies And Why Is It Sarah Huckabee's Anti-Abortion Monument? https://www.wonkette.com/sarah-huckabee-abortion-monument

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What's Worse Than A Pile Of Dead Babies And Why Is It Sarah Huckabee Sanders’s Anti-Abortion Monument?

We have some thoughts.

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AR Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders Psyched To Get The Government Out Of Child Labor Laws

New job, same Sarah.

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Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders Unveils Education Plan: Hike Teacher Pay, Wreck Public Schools

Win ... win?

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Delivers The Christian Fascist White Grievance Incel Shut-In SOTU Response

That was some weird shit.

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Newly Empowered Republicans Focus On What's 'Important'

It's your not shocked Sunday show rundown!

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Could Forever AZ Gov Candidate Kari Lake Unseat Indie Sen. Kyrsten Sinema?

Vote for Ruben Gallego

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Spends First Day As AR Governor Being Dishonest A-Hole. Surprise!

She banned 'Latinx' on government forms, because she cares so much about cultural sensitivity.

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AND NOW WE COUNT DOWN The Top 10 Stories Of The Whole Entire Year!

Whee!

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