Mastodawn

The throwing of a footlong sub at an ancient hoplite is the origin of the relay race.

We have to punch the bullies back.

They are cowards and traitors, and they will break. Every incident has shown this to be true.

Bullies can't handle someone who knows the score and is out to win. They get crushed.

Bullies rely on a fear of tomorrow and what it will bring. Fight back today.

the sandwich heard 'round the world.