PHLOWERS!!!!!!!1 and bee #BloomScrolling #CaliforniaNatives #Beestodon #SanFranciscoHellscape #FloralEdition

Welp didn’t feel that one at all, but boy did ShakeAlert yelling at me to drop & cover cause a rapid emptying of my lower GI tract and an almost equally rapid discovery of how dirty it is under my bed. #SanFranciscoHellscape #ShakeyShakeyEdition

What joyous cool grey blanket do I spy on yon geminid montes?? 👀😍😍 #SanFranciscoHellscape #FinallySomeFogEdition

A little song for today’s ongoing #SanFranciscoHellscape #BullshitWeather. https://open.spotify.com/track/3ApQ3O1sVVnAAc4aE4tygJ

LESSGO AFC BURRITO SC!!!!!!1 😍😍😍 #Soccer #USOpenCup #NorCalDerby #SanFranciscoHellscape #BurritoBallEdition https://www.youtube.com/live/O-gSlnLplaU

I see folx cycling around with their knees around their ears and wanna yell “RAISE YOUR SEAT” at the top of my lungs. It’s literally painful to me to see. 😬 #ShowerThoughts #BikeTooter #SanFranciscoHellscape #DestroyedKneesEdition

Is today going to be another game of “the air is lava” in the #SanFranciscoHellscape?

Holy itchy eyeballs Batman! It’s spring in the #SanFranciscoHellscape!! #atchoo

According to my eyes and nose, we have officially entered #AllergySeason in the #SanFranciscoHellscape. #StreamingFromAllOrifices #ItchyAF #fml