Another week, another clown act: once more alleged malware, but no clue what or where (empty list). Can someone please shut that thing down? False alerts:
* 4 in 6/2026
* 5 in 5/2026
* 3 in 4/2026
* 5 in 3/2026
Justified alerts in those 4 month: 0
Hey Google: Donation links are in my profile. Please pay for the time you let me waste on this. Add a fee for defamation on top, always warning people with Chrome & Co our sites were unsafe.
Those clowns are at it again. Yesterday's report (not able to name any malicious URL), today was replaced by another one for a file known to be a false positive for years (those malware engines are incapable/unwilling to fix their signatures). And they flagged it for multiple websites – including those were the file does not even exist 🤦♂️
Oh, the clowns are back again. Alleged malware, but no URLs. Does someone have a bot to auto-respond, requesting a review with a text like "all indicated URLs have been cleared", so I don't have to do that manually each time? 🤦♂️
It gets boring. Again just 3 days, and the clowns are back, claiming alleged malware without being able to even name an example… Can someone please close that circus?
Wow, new record: less than 3 days for the next false positive. What do the folks at #Google #SafeBrowsing have as profession? How many clowns do they have for breakfast? 🤦♂️
OK, "same procedure as every year, James". Tell me y'all have turned off this fake security setting, and I simply stop playing their game…
This is ridiculous. Just 3 days after the "unknown malware" was declared gone, those clowns are back – with the very same "unknown". They cannot even name what they claim to have found.
Again, if they want to have _real_ findings, they should simply scan their own domains…
It is not our circus, so why do those clowns always come to us – at least twice a month? "Malware found on your website – but we have no clue what or where" 🤦♂️ Does anyone still trust that "service" for safe browsing?
https://gitlab.com/-/snippets/4909577#google-safebrowsing
I've stopped counting how many, but always false "positives". While I still get the daily spam/scam hosted at storage.googleapis.com (a site they do NOT scan. Guess they have their reasons. Just imagine them blocking themselves 🍿)
Oh, the clowns are back in town 🤦♂️ Seems to be the same file as last time, I guess (that is: none)? Or do I misread their report? 🤔 Too much "AI" there, I guess – while much lack of NI? How comes that "service" is still in business?!?
This incompetence is … olympic? Took them just 2 days to pop this up again. Instructions they give on how "to fix this problem":
"Check the example URLs on the 'Security Issues' page in Search Console. Note that this page displays a list of samples and not an exhaustive list of problematic URLs."
No, indeed no "exhaustive list". It's an EMPTY list, so this advice cannot even be followed 🤦♂️
They shall be trusted to control safety of all Internet & devices? 🤯
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