You're already down to two, if I had'nt missed one time.

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I ain't see not any nothing.
Let me see how many negations...
Didn't see nothing. No, any thing. Was looking elsewere.
I was out of town. Phew!

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Two words : Kreegah Bondolo!

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It's. My. Ouch. Fin-G-ger. Don't. Bad aaaaah ! Effing bad cat!

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I warn you, the list of industrial additives and strange chemicals in my food is staggering. And the amount of toxics is far over twelve hundred percent.

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That's why I have ten boxes of Curious Things.
And two boxes of Curiouser and Curiouser.
To be on the safe side.
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Feathers i can understand. Cats are very possessive.
But dogs? They can lick stamps, one can be trained to put mail in the mail box, but what about writing zip codes?
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Where did he go?
Where is that darn Cat?
There's a reward on his head!
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I move for no cat.
Bring the fridge to arm's reach and I'll open it.
Stalemate.
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Oh. lemme see.
Tuna canapés with extra mayo, a light sprinkle of kibbles and potato chips on the side?
Salmon. Salmon on buttered bread, light on the bread, won't spoil your appetite.
Minced meat, I meant 'steak tartare', with cream cheese, some lard and maybe, may I say? No, forget the snip of parsley.
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