SubGenius Glossary entry for 4/4/2026, continued
JHVH-1 is Part of the Rebel Gods, which explains a lot. Honestly a big asshole that’s easily flattered so you can pray to him for favors. Made a Deal with “Bob” Dobbs to take control of earth with the help of the X-ists, and doesn’t know he got played. Why everything is screwed up.
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SubGenius Glossary entry for 4/4/2026:
JHVH-1 - Alien space god from a corporate sin galaxy. Basically a spoiled failson from outer space. Pretended to be many gods throughout history as he engaged in various schemes from soul farming to placing bets on creating species.
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SubGenius Glossary entry for 4/3/2026:
Yeti - The servant/creations of the X-ists, an example of perfect genetic creation as the Universe has ever seen. Dwellers in Atlantis. Creative, psychic, beautifully-furred humanoids, they tended the human flocks of the X-ists until their carnal interests created the Yetisyn and Atlantis fell. A few survive to this day due to their hidden fortresses and dimension-hopping ability.
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