@FrChazzz ridiculous! everyone knows that the end of the world will be on July the 5th 1998! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Day_(Church_of_the_SubGenius)
Hey @RevXenoFact thanks for bringing all that SLACK to my mail box 
I feel honored of being on that bulldada List 
... and Thomas Cleary yep man! I can't remember now but I have a few zen Antologías by him 🎯
Legacy from my dad
I'll write you an email as soon I Can!
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." -- "Bob"
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SubGenius Glossary 5/20/2026:
Patriopsychotic Anarchomaterialism - The True Politics of the SubGenius. A community of “leave people the fuck alone” - or else Not anarchism, or libertarianism, or any other “ism” (even if there’s an “ism” in the name). Antipolitics. Sadly many a SubGenii has to resort to typical politics, to implement their noble ideas, but that’s the way of the world. Related to the SubGenius Nuclear Family.
I get the feeling with employment it’s turning more and more into a dog-eat-dog situation, with everyone becoming more desperate to defend their jobs and turf. AI, globalization, all that putting pressure on people. Seems like it’s all leading to a certain date: X-DAY JULY 5. IT IS CERTAIN. #xday2026 #subgenius
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Hey do you need to shove Slack into your earholes? Well @Ferg is the person you need to go to to shove it into you!
Sometimes the Pinks like to cosplay SubGenius and the Rupture… but they keep misspelling it as ‘rapture’ #subgenius
SubGenius Glossary 5/17/2026:
Normals - People that are just, well, normal. Almost always Humans, but no small amount are unawakened SubGenii. They’re why things suck and are the most loyal troops of The Conspiracy because it provides normalcy. Real pain to work with. Almost all Normals are Pinks and vice versa.
VAULT OF SLACK #11 IS HERE!
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Xenofact (he/him)
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