@tayfonay The idea that I will be "a good girl" and too polite to immediately say no to doorknockers is something these dudes rely on.
I got that sign after being in a bathtub and two Mormon men would not stop repeatedly banging loudly on my door like my house was on fire/major emergency. I got out of my bath, wrapped a huge towel around myself and answered the door soaking wet. The lead guy recoils like I am Salome for opening the door like that, and that sent me over the edge.

