I normally wouldn't comment on this kind of stuff, but this quote from currently erstwhile Sydney shock jock and consistently all-round piece of shit Kyle Sandilands is just too precious.

"I just want to get back to work. I’ve got a family, I’ve got mortgages to pay, like everyone else."

Mortgage*s* to pay. Note the plural.

The man is on a cool 7+ million base salary just for being a dickhead on radio. Several advertising and licensing deals put him considerably north of 10. If I was on that kind of money, I wouldn't take out fucking mortgages - I'd pay cash.

"I have mortgage*s* to pay, like everyone else." I suppose being this far out of touch comes with the territory when you're worth hundreds of millions. Sure, everyone owns a bunch of investment properties that they're trying to wring maximum profit out of, at the cost of everyone else.

Fucking piece of shit.

Source for the quote: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2026/mar/27/tropical-cyclone-narelle-fuel-crisis-petrol-cost-of-living-inflation-iran-war-storm-anthony-albanese-angus-taylor-ntwnfb?page=with%3Ablock-69c5c23b8f0836c671f192fa#block-69c5c23b8f0836c671f192fa

Source for the income: https://www.nowtolove.com.au/celebrity/kyle-sandilands-arn-salary-breakdown/

#snark #socialmedia #radio

US Administration: We're having great and productive talks with the Iranian leadership.

Iranian leadership: lol, wut?

The common response to this is that one or both parties are lying.

My personal headcannon is that the US Admin got taken in by a 419 (Nigerian prince) scam.

"Hello Glorious President,

I a diplomat of the current Iranian regime. We would like to bow to your magnificence, surrender completely, and provide you with complete control of the Iran and billions of US dollers. Unfortunately to do this we will have to file a small "surrender" fee of 100 million US dollars. ....."

#snark

I wish companies took security as seriously as Levis takes status updates.

THEY DO NOT PLAY

If you tell Levis that you want order status updates then you are going known exactly what is going on at all times. They aren't obnoxious about it, but they aren't far away from the line either.

#Security #Snark

While I appreciate the sponsorships, I think it's worthwhile to also appreciate the irony that the conference is focused on addressing the problems some of these very large sponsors have helped create in the first place

#fossback #snark

Short video - sound up! - of Pete Kegbreath freezing up under pressure, as he tries to remember how to spell his name while reporters with lights and cameras are watching closely.

#Hegseth #PeteHegseth #Kegbreath #PeteKegbreath #drunk #idiot #USPol #snark