✂️ oh no it's a sussy cut for sentimental reasons instead of horny ones

we can't let anyone know for sure that #Seungmin comforted #I_N when he cried

we can only hint at it

 https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxUOKxaBdbZQ5dhnOxhlLxGLEOZ3_lE-6Z

#skz #skzTalker #skzGrowUp #SeungYang #skzSussyCut

There's more going on here than I realised when I first watched it.

#Felix seems delighted to be massaging #Changbin, as always.

But when #Seungmin does his drive-by chest slaps, Felix's expression changes, his eyes widen a bit, and his smile gets a bit smaller and tighter.

Then Felix scarpers, leaving the playing field to Seungmin, and revealing #BangChan behind them.

Chan may be ... unhappy? When Seungmin's touching Changbin's chest, he's standing behind them, watching closely, no smiles. Then there's a #skzSussyCut. Then Chan walks out of shot, still not smiling.

#skz #5Star #LixMassageClinic #ChangLix #SeungBin

Loving the knowing smile on #Felix's face when #BangChan talks about how they have a pet on their team. And Felix and #Hyunjin's immediate verbal agreement, yep, they have a pet on their team.

Oh. Chan takes his hand off #Seungmin's shoulder to pet the back of Seungmin's head when he talks about having a pet. Um.

#skz #PuppySeungmin #ChansPetBoys #SeungChan #skzSussyCut

Oh, I see, this is why: https://youtube.com/shorts/sQXQp1Gvrs8

The members all guessed that #MinSung would be the top couple, but the script said that it had to be #ChangLix for some reason.

If they'd shown the whole thing, we would have seen all the members explaining why they were betting on MinSung to win the top couple award.

And then the rigging would have been too in-your-face when the award was given to ChangLix.

(I'm not suggesting that MinSung is a superior ship btw. I like all the ships equally. (Okay I like #SeungChan best, shhh don't tell the other ships.) But MinSung is pretty clearly the most obvious and prominent ship, and the members are into it. So it's just weird to rig the award to go to ChangLix instead, and then leave enough breadcrumbs in the edited video to make the rigging obvious.)

#skzCode #skzSussyCut

... I *think* there were two people in #Seungmin's bedroom when #Changbin opened the door

there was certainly someone on the bed that is on the far side from the door

then wahey #SKZSussyCut

then babygirl #Seungmin is just there on his own being real cute on the bed that is closest to the door, while #Changbin gives him his coffee and tells him to wake up

even though Seungmin is fully dressed and thus must already have been up long enough to change clothes, at least

have I watched this particular bit several times at 0.25 speed attempting to count the feet in that bed opposite the door? of course not. that would be a weird and creepy thing to do, and I don't know why anyone would suggest it.

okay it's not the 2-person bedroom room that #Hyunjin and Changbin were sleeping in either, because those 2 are already out and about shopping and getting coffee and suchlike

look, if you wanted me to be less delusional, you could suggest that Seungmin was sleeping in the bed opposite the door and was looking less than fresh, so the crew gave him a moment to pull himself together and get respectable and move to the other bed before resuming filming the scene where Changbin gives him coffee

But where's the fun in that?

#skzCode #skzTravelLog

✂️ #Felix decides #Changbin's leg is a rifle. #LeeKnow decides to do the same to the other leg.

Since it probably would've looked a bit suggestive if we saw the outcome of Lee Know's actions, I guess this is also a #skzSussyCut

(That footage exists somewhere, right? The skz editors must have so much sussy content that cannot be shared but is too good to trash entirely.)

 https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx6xBrFGjJs-CT3OqEsoTsUST9czIn3sIc

#skzTalker #MinBinLix

I have clipped this before but it needs more context.

✂️ #Han's aegyo school, setting up a safe learning environment, and #LeeKnow being unable to bear it

Minho must not only sit on his hands (so he doesn't hit Han), but must also fold his knees under himself (so he doesn't kick Han), and be barricaded with cushions (to provide maximum protection for Han).

And *still* there is a #skzSussyCut because it is clearly too much for poor Minho, who must have snapped.

 https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxnjh-Tb4b5b-7ChLlaS2eUhmbPRD5-6Qq

#skz #MinSung #2KidsRoom

✂️ you like this. don't fight it.

Uh. #LeeKnow is doing something weird, according to #Hyunjin.

Something weird. That's one way to describe it.

 https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxvxhK8ueBniWPyyocPSYTih2CBCd6NRdE

#skz #HyunHo #DomMinho #skzTalker #skzTalkerEp06 #skzInterestingNoises #jinhandling #skzSussyCut