13yo *makes a noise*
me: what did you just do?
13: no
me: what?
13: huh?
spouse: what is happening right now
13 *wails*: i don't know!
me *giggling*: you made a noise and I asked what you just did and you said no
13: i thought you said 'did you just toot'!
We really shouldn't be allowed out in public.










