General Liesenhower

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Felonious Stunk

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Imaginary

Miller’s imaginary murderous migrants
are coming to your town;
they’ll eat your dogs and cats, you know,
yes, they’ll wolf them down!
The only protection left now is
the benevolent Mister Trump,
he’ll send his icy minions forth
to give them illegals a thump!
And if a few neighbors get grabbed (or worse),
it’s just the price we must pay;
imagine those murderous migrants mixing
with us — keep them away!

Stephen Brooke ©2026 #poem #satire

SOLVING #CHARLIEKIRK'S MURDER | #STAND UP #COMEDY #SammyObeid #satire #yt

https://youtu.be/MW81cIJVgLE

Emperor Palpateeny Hands

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@wellingtonrock/116142581919532184

"Hannah’s fiendish strategy involved standing for a party that has actual policies and a leader who cares about ordinary people. Disturbingly, Hannah comes across as a normal human who wasn’t created in a politician factory [...] Hannah could set a worrying precedent where more nice, ordinary people get into politics for the right reasons."

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